(needle dick bug fucker)

A guy who thinks his dick is huge, but after investingating, his dick is realy no bigger than a pin. (needle)

Such a small dick, that he could only fuck a bug(cockroach), and still get his rocks off. Poor bug would say: (Hey you got a realy small dick. (Needle dick bug fucker)

by alikatt333 January 8, 2009

Needle dick

Male genetailia in which can fit into ones exposed or unexposed pores

Erin: Hey! Whatd you do yesterday?

Cole: The usual, i went to the forest and used my needle dick to penetrate the pores on many small animals.

Erin: Oh.

by Erin Bomb December 31, 2009

needle-dick

a penis that somewhat resembles a needle in both size and girth

Lloyd Cremer has a needle-dick.

by Matt Keogh May 20, 2003

needle dick

a dick so skinny it almsot looks like a needle

Timmy Sisco has a needle dick.

by Joe dilena January 10, 2008

needle dick

A penis so small it can be used as a Q-tip

Ian has a needle dick, so when his ears need cleaning, he cleans them with his needle dick.

by U LIKE THAT!!! May 13, 2005

needle dick

a small thin penis

Vadim is a "needle dick"

by r3n October 28, 2002

needle dick

A very small penis

xdsl has "needle dick"

by {-$mokeD!-} February 9, 2004