The NAVIGATOR

You find yourself wanting to fornicate doggy-style, however, there are no chairs and/or stationary objects nearby for your partner to put his/her arms on--so essentially he/she is standing up, bent over, looking at their feet whilst receiving a meat-bat. While doing this, you steer your partner (unknowingly) little-by-little until their head hits a wall (if you're a real sport, you'll give it a little UMPH as their head hits the wall)..you then yell something to the effect of "AHOY MATEY, YEE HAS HIT LAND!!"

My fucking head hurts me...last night my boyfriend thought he was a funny guy and pulled THE NAVIGATOR on me!!

by joeydnewyork September 13, 2011

Nimble Navigator

The definition of conservatives who manage to completely stump SJWs in an argument...

Milo Yiannapolous is a nimble navigator.

by FUCKSJWs!!! June 30, 2016

celestial navigator

Christ Bob is the celestial navigator created when two Virgo high school sweethearts a year apart in age consummated a Heavener marriage on the exact date of MAY 13,1962 and 9 months and one day later their miracle is birthed on st Valentines day February 14, 1963. One day late and 29 dollars short of a KING's ransom. Destined to become the Scapegoat for all mankind. A JFK replacement I delivered nine months before his assassination. A man whose first act was timed naturally unrehearsed and unedited at 11:11. and uploaded on January 12, 2022. intitled "Robert Service's poems United Ordinary Man and the Rolling Stone." The celestial navigator can circle the globe in seconds on google earth and talk with folks all over the globe in their own language but cannot put enough gas in his truck to go back to work in the real world. This digital matrix is a wonderous thing but for the lack of currency that can be readily transferred into petro fuel. Everyone has a voice in the digital matrix but only in the bubble of their individual platforms. Time for self doxing in hopes the rumble vid that is monetized will find many listeners. I am Harpo Mason @ Quora, Bud McKinney @ Bookface, Christ-Bob @ replay poker, Spirit-master @ Locals, Bud McKinney @ youtube, Bud McKinney @ SoundCloud, and Leprechaun @ the rumble. :sdʇʇɥ//rumble.com/vsji5l-robert-services-poems-united-ordinary-man-and-the-rolling-stone..HTML editor is your code name

Blessings, respect, and love to all without prejudice.

LORD BUD: "Bob Christ is pure of heart, help give the celestial navigator a new start" In Jesus's name, I give you this duty. lend some network assistance to me. Open others' awareness so that they may stumble to the video we have at the rumble.

by Spiritual-Master February 1, 2022

navigator

Someone who spent way too much time in school only to be replaced by a little piece of technology called GPS.

Could you ask the navigator to get me coffee while I check the GPS for where we are.

by Corporal Useless February 13, 2003

Laminator

A machine used to apply plastic onto various films, most usually posters to preserve the posters from colour fade and as protection against tearing. Laminating can be done using cold films or thermal films. Thermal films are run at approx 110-130 degrees.

Laminators are also a pain to set up and usually cause minor burns on fingers and backs of hands when using heat shoe machines as it is a metal plate that heats up rather than the roller itself.

Could you put this poster through the laminator to preserve it for me

Holy shit, the fucking laminator just burnt me while I was trying to set it up again.

by Explosive Sushi August 3, 2009

nariator

Just like "turrent", a spelling mistake of "narrator" based off of what the word sounds like, however if you listen hard enough, it doesn't at all.

The nariator did a good job.

by William Loughlin September 7, 2007

Nimble Navigator

An alternative spelling for centipede; used as a compound noun.

The nimble navigator destroyed its cowardly prey with ease, expertly countering its weak attacks.

by They_sold_my_email_address August 24, 2016