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Ozz-n00b

A person who thinks they know all there is to know (or enough) about the heavy metal singer Ozzy Osbourne, but is really as ignorant as shit about his music and life.

This is usually because they have either:

Only listened to or heard of the song 'Paranoid' or his lastest album Black Rain. (There is a 40 YEAR back catalogue of gold to experiance folks!)

OR

Watched a couple of episodes of the semi-relatity show 'The Osbournes' and thinks that entitles them to an ignorant opinion of Ozzy as a brainless idiot. Which could not be further from the truth if it went to Pluto.
1:

"HAHA, Ozzy Osbourne! He's that stoner guy with glasses right?"

"Get a life you Ozz-n00b.."

2:

"How many kids does Ozzy have?"

"Two of course, Jack and Kelly!"

"You Ozz-n00b."
by QueenSpaztic April 27, 2009
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N00b in Denial

Someone who sparks random conversation with you declaring their supremacy in gaming skills over you. These accusations are 99% false, as the other 1 percent only occur if A n00b in denial sparks conversation with another n00b. The n00b will continue to spew his illusion of greatness in a strange and foriegn strategy of N00blish designed to confuse the victim and have them unknowningly admit verbal defeat. In many cases though, the n00b will gradually admit that they are inferior to the victim after prolonged argument.
This n00b hybrid is much more common to find in person than on forums and low hype MMO's. This hybrid n00b requires face to face confrontation to thrive. The n00b continues to thrive best when able to see their victims faces and expression of disgust with their ignorance.
Mitch! I don't care! God man you are a total n00b!!!

NO I'M NOT! IM JUST BETTER THAN YOU AND YOU CANT HANDLE THAT! 1337!!!

*sigh* you are such a n00b in denial.....
by Pokemon Master14 January 6, 2008
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n00bspeak

A really annoying way to spell, usually missing letters to make it "shorter". Pretty much improper typing.
n00bspeaker: so wat u say teh ohter day?
Normal Kid: Learn to spell.
n00bspeaker: omfg u r teh sux! i just be try to tlak norml so y u b so meen to i... u teh sux big tmez.
Normal Kid: I'll talk to you once you learn to spell.
by Darkiee August 9, 2007
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uber n00b

a form of slang that is used to represent someone who is the worst "noob" ever. as seen in the eyes of those who call him/her as such.
by shindou501 June 13, 2005
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n00b

someone who thinks they are better than other player/ causes needless arguments. also is a high level/ rank, but is completely crap at whatever they do.
Two real life incidents:

EX.1:
n00b: hey you english fag! big ben big ben! english teabag! you jealous of america!
english guy: shut the fuck up.

EX 2:
n00b gets a kill. starts teabagging body. killed player goes to spot of death, sees n00b still teabagging body. n00b dies explosively from behind.
by thisrandombloke June 3, 2010
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n00biphobia

Extreme fear of or aversion to n00bs or people with n00bish qualities
Example: Ryan refuses to play with Zah because he is a n00b and Ryan has extreme n00biphobia
by Festivegg January 10, 2021
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t3# 1337 n008z0rz

the correct (non-leet) spelling is 'teh leet noobzorz' which (more grammatically correct) means 'the leet noob'.

leet meaning awesome, is more of an insult due to the word 'noob' after 'leet'.

noob derived from the term 'newb' which derived from 'newbie' which derived even more form the term 'new guy'. saying that means "an inexperianced person" which the term 'leet' adds insult to, because an "awesome inexperianced person" is like saying they are the least "experianced" or least "qualified".

calling someone t3# 1337 n008z0rz is pointing out how new one is at something, and is considered very annoying and rude.
1337spammer: d00d u r t3# 1337 n008z0rz! u suk dik @ ths game!

toasty boy: yeah i deserve that. im brand new at this game. started 2 minutes ago.

1337spammer: i no d00d 8ut u r teh n3w35t prson iv evr cn! u dnt evn hv teh 1st quest dun! u r a f@ggut.

toasty boy: fuck. you.

1337spammer: thts nt wht ur mom sed lst nite.

(toasty boy puts 1337spammer on ignore list and reports to the admins)

(admin bans 1337spammer)

toasty boy: well thats enough of him. time to get back to the game.
by Gater228 June 16, 2010
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