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juggling my nuts 

An expression meaning to tease a person while being indecisive about what they want to do. It can be literally or figuratively related to the feeling of having one's nuts teased.
A) Did the interviewee decide to work here?
B) Nope, he's still juggling my nuts.

1) Did she decide to have sex with you?
2) Nope, she's still juggling my nuts.
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You're going to love my nuts. 

The famous phrase that Vince, or the Sham-wow guy says during his infomercial for the Slap chop.
Watch this, you're going to love my nuts.

get off my nuts 

To tell someone to stop bugging you or if someones on your back.
Micheal:hey Jon why wont ya bum me some cash?
Jon:Dude get off my nuts.
get off my nuts by jonasouraus April 4, 2009

crack my nuts! 

Showing utter frustration or showing how angry you are, that your actually gonna crack your nuts
Oh man, Josh is fucking Ella!
Oh crack my nuts! Seriously?!
crack my nuts! by bindihasballs April 25, 2017

Driving me up my nuts 

Conflation of the expressions drive me up a wall and driving me nuts. Basically when someone is annoying you so intensely it's almost like they're kicking you in the balls. Hence the reference to the word "nuts."
Co-worker: How's the project with Amy coming along?
Me: Holy moly ... she's really driving me up my nuts. I can't stand her constantly changing her mind about everything.

swinging off my nuts 

Someone is kissing up to you/kissing your butt.
He was totally swinging off my nuts.

or

He was totally swinging.

Suck my Nuts 

"Suck my Nuts" was the awesome last words from Abraham Ford after Negan hit him across the head once with his Baseball Bat (Lucille) with blood pouring down his face, then Negan beat him to death after hitting him a shitload of times. We're all gonna miss his random one liners.
Abraham > Glenn.
Suck my Nuts by The Metal King October 24, 2016