muthafukjonson

a. Phrase used when highly dissapointed, irrated or upset after expections have not been met.
origin: Afghani with broken english(aka The Kid) uses this phrase when proper english term can not come to mind.
b. Nickname given to people who constantly dissapoint or fail at all tasks.

c. When no other word comes to mind, mothafukjonson!
TERM USED BY HUNDREDS OF US MILITARY AND CONTRACTORS ALIKE ON UNDISCLOSED BASE IN AFGHANISTAN

Tim: Hey Kid, you have my car ready yet?
The Kid: No, muthafukjonson!, 3 oclock come back

Brian: You get those papers on i left on your desk?

Jesse: MUTHAFUKJONSON!

Phil: Watch me make this shot,(misses shot) MUTHAFUKJONSON!

Rob: hey man you got 2 flat tires.
Dan: MUTHAFUKJONSON!

by sharing's caring August 22, 2011

Muthafuqa

1. An alternative for "motherfucker"
2. A term used by the "ALFA" organization
3. Another way of saying either "I really like you" or "I really don't acknowledge your existence"

Food and kpop and ma muthafuqas.

by therealdictionarygodess March 2, 2018

"..muthafucka..., uhhh" damn

When you want to say something but cant get it out! You just say "..muthafucka..., uhhh" damn!

Person 1: This dude gonna burn a "..muthafucka..., uhhh" damn" ham

Person 2: SaNdwiCh
Person 1: Ham Sandwich, why the hell you ain't just eat it cold!!

by JAYJAYDOPE.ASH June 6, 2020

muthafucka

muthafucka is a noun person place or thing period. Interchage able in that context. aslo see mofoand mother fucker

Fuck that mothafucka. Or, when asking for a piece of ones pizza one could say. Let me get a piece of that muthafucka

by B-dub (refers to my age) December 26, 2005

dumb muthafucka

See George W. Bush

-Mr. President, what will be you're first action to reply to Al-Qaida terrorist attacks?
-I will attack IRAQ!

by FrenchLascar187 April 7, 2004

whats up muthafucker

It is a funny greeting to your friends.
Its like an insult but funnier.

Josh: Whats up man
Rick: Whats up muthafucker

by Anthony W. December 3, 2007

muthafuckincocksuckinmothafuckinwhore

muthafuckincocksuckinmothafuckinwhore: a way to express hardcore, deep anger

Will: Gol'darn tootin!
Brendan: Naw! Thats not a good way to express anger! Try something worse!
Will: Alright! MUTHAFUCKINCOCKSUCKINMOTHAFUCKINWHORE!!!!
Brendan:woah, shit...
shit tootin anger

by ne-who December 2, 2009