Muskratted

when you put every foreseeable step into a plan to ensure success, when suddenly out of no where, an unforeseen issues arises totally ruining the plan.

Ricky got muskratted when only one foreman on site had permit training, and the laid off the foreman that morning.

by Rickybobby1 February 27, 2019

muskrat

the patch of hair that sometimes grows at the top of the ass crack. Usually becomes visible when the person bends over.

When Steve bent over at work I could see that his muskrat was very bushy.

by ruggala December 24, 2004

Muskrat Karma

Muskrat Karma is the karma created for leaving a Muskrat's Nest. Leaving a Muskrat's Nest on the undeserving and unwitting breeds bad Muskrat Karma. Leaving a Muskrat's Nest to the deserving breeds good Muskrat Karma.

Example of bad Muskrat Karma:

Jake: Rob, I just built a huge Muskrat's Nest in my grandma's bathroom! Isn't that some funny shit!?

Rob: Damn, Jake! That's not funny at all! Don't you know that creates bad Muskrat Karma for you? Now you're destined to be Muskrat's Nested yourself!

Jake: Oh, God! Where's the shovel?

Example of good Muskrat Karma:

Rob: Jake, I just snuck into the lady's room and built the largest Muskrat's Nest EVER! That'll teach this shitty restaurant to have shitty service!

Jake: <LOL> Yeah it will! Dude, you're totally gonna get some good Muskrat Karma! I doubt anyone will ever Muskrat's Nest your bathroom ever again!

Rob: High Five!!

by TheLordofHazard March 9, 2010

Muskrat

A small penis that is over powered by the bush that surrounds it; when a man's pubes are more impressive than their penis.

The girl was diggin' my style until I dropped my pants and she saw the muskrat.

by RockCock555555 February 14, 2012

dirty muskrat

old man that prefers anal sex with teenage girls

i was being followed by a dirty muskrat at the mall.

by dirty muskrat August 24, 2008

Muskrat Canadian

A typical Canadian Boy. He is unshaven, is a jeans and t-shirt kind of guy. He loves beer, hockey and all typical Canadian things. Unlike American guys, to pick up a girl he will insult her a little, instead of heavily complement her, this technique works mainly only on Canadian girls. A Muskrat Canadian often can be seen sporting plaid, wearing boot cut jeans.
They also often own a guitar.

American girl Tim said I look tired, I spent hours getting ready for tonight
Canadian girl That means he likes you! Tim's a total Muskrat Canadian! He probably wants to take you out

by Canadiangirl! December 14, 2009

Itchy Muskrat

Fat Fuck. See Ricky Musgrave.

Itchy Muskrat... what a faggot.

by The Whole Entire World March 9, 2005