fancy mumsies

Is another name for artisanal beer. It's derived from that stupid band Mumford and Sons whose fans tend to be of the hipster doofus crowd who wear bowlers and suspenders , have handle bar mustaches and top knotsand tattoos of pennyfarthings. They tend to drink only fancy beers out of flip top bottles.

Hey Cny pass me one of those mumsies, I hate these banquet beers.

Hey Geebs, these fancy mumsies will drink great on the back of the boat. Fuck yeah.

H9 is on beer duty, put those mumsers in the locker room, they will be awesome when we get off the ice.

by GEEBS70 January 8, 2017

Mommieconomics

Belief in the economic theory that it is possible to SPEND one's way out of bankruptcy.

"The legislature engaged in Mommieconomics when they passed the 800 gazillion dollar spending budget for this fiscal year. "

by Tomicus February 25, 2009

mommies little man

when you still live at your mom's house when you are 40 years old. when you have never tried to move out. (Baby Huey)

troy should try to grow up instead of being mommies little man.

by satanacunt November 16, 2007

Mumfie

"The Magic Adventures of Mumfie" is an animated children's television series created by Britt Allcroft in 1994.

Based on the books by Katherine Tozer, Mumfie is a special little elephant who had no one to play with. Every morning he would run to his letter box hoping for an adventure - all tied up in a parcel.

One day, Mumfie realises that adventures do not come in parcels and sets off to the woods to find them. Mumfie meets his first friend, Scarecrow, ungainly and stuck in a field, and then his second friend, Pinkey, a flying pig. The trio then has all sorts of adventures.

Alas, it seems Mumfie's brilliance has been forgotten over the last 15 years.
There are few people who recall this lovable pachyderm. As I recall, there are five beings who believe Mumfie ever existed. I personally blame Dawn French. Then again I blame this women for most things e.g. The great famine, certain cancers, the common cold and global warming.

Person 1 - Remember Mumfie?

Person 2 - Yes.

Person 1 - Good... That makes two of us.

by Benn! =] February 13, 2009

Mummification

Mummification is defined as preserving deceased human or animal skin and organs by removing the brain and the contents of the abdomen to avoid decaying because of Bacteria (that's the natural way of mummification). Mummification was a feature of several ancient cultures especially Egypt, Over one million animal mummies have been found in Egypt, many of which are cats. Pharaohs of Egypt were mummified because they believed that there is ''After Life'' so they were mummified and buried with their clothes,etc.

Natural mummification method was the original used by the ancient cultures like Egypt.

by Sir Claim macdo June 1, 2017

Mummery

1. The act of being a Mummer.
2. Someone who has just made a complete and utter fool of himself in public.

1. There is much Mummery on the streets on Paris.
2. Did he just say that? In front of everyone? My goodness he's made a right Mummery out of himself now

by webreakeasy May 26, 2006

mumming

the art of having sex with a mother. This doesnt necessarily have to be there own, but anybody that they are aware of being a mother. mummed bummed bumming

oh dont worry about jim, hes just gone for a spot of mumming.

by Kris Ryan March 20, 2008