Multiple Scottish Personality Disorder

When you have the magical ability to do multiple Scottish voices, ranging from Team Fortress 2 to Austin Powers to Shrek.

Jerry: What's up with Bob McLock?
Steven: He has Multiple Scottish Personality Disorder. One moment he's 500lbs, then he's reminiscing about Onions and farting non stop, or charging people with a Claymore and eye-patch, all while blasting bag pipe music.

by I am related to Chuck Norris August 19, 2022

Corporate Multiple Personality Syndrome

When a person involved in a business organization holds multiple roles and genuinely begins to think that they themselves are different people by virtue of the roles. Often happens when a shareholder is a director who is also a director of an entity that is a shareholder. People with this syndrome can be caught emailing themselves with the to/from fields being populated by the different roles they hold. Victims of this syndrome often cite bizarre legal theories to substantiate spending time emailing themselves in official capacities.

from: [e-mail]
to: [e-mail]

Dear John A Smith, Shareholder:

Enclosed please find our latest annual report.

With Best Regards,

John A Smith (the same guy as the recipient)
CEO

Secretary or other clerk reading this exchange: "This guy has Corporate Multiple Personality Syndrome."

by Misanthropic Views October 9, 2013

Multiple Keys Syndrome

MKS or Multiple Keys Syndrome or Multilple kkkkk syndrome is falling asleep while at work with your hands on the keyboard(especially after lunch)...you wake up to see multiple keys typed on your screen. The length of the typed keys is directly related to how long you've been sleeping.

- Dude I think I'm coming down with Multiple Keys Syndrome, it may be time for coffee.

- Yo, Jason got hit with MKS right after lunch, he sent me an email with a bunch hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhh in it.

by stouch000 October 22, 2009

multiple tank syndrome

The desire to own more than one fish tank. Can be caused by: wanting different species of fish that are incompatible, wanting to decorate another tank, becoming obsessed with fish, wanting a fish that doesn't fit current tank, etc.

He wanted a betta, but to do so, he needed another tank. So he developed multiple tank syndrome.

by VioletThePurple July 24, 2021

Multiple Pronoun Sets

Some people use multiple sets of pronouns, (such as myself, i use they/them, he/him, xey/xem, it/its and sometimes raccoon/raccoons) most of the time because they cant express their identity with just one set of pronouns. If someone uses multiple pronoun sets they can place it like this:

Alec: Hey, what are your pronouns?
Egg: Oh, I use multiple pronoun sets- they/he/xey/it/raccoon. Thanks for asking!
Alec: Ok ill use those pronouns from now on!

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Tommie: Hey, have you talked to Egg recently?
Alec: Yes! Their so funny. I would love to talk to him again soon.
Tommie: Xeir having a party tonight and it wanted you to come.
Alec: Of course ill come, raccoons the best

by thenonbinaryegg April 15, 2022

Multiple Cat Syndrome

A persistent need for/addiction to the presence of multiple cats, typically 4 or more, in one's home. Most prevalent in women over the age of 40 who are divorced, widowed, or just plain whack. Symptoms include loss of friends, furry socks, full-on conversations with Mr. Buttons, addiction to the Sarah McLachlan ASPCA commercial on repeat, crying, crying some more, falling asleep with a bottle of wine in hand, waking up, crying some more, and rocking back and forth in a chair creepily at odd hours of the night. Multiple Cat Syndrome may also be prevalent in women under 40 who are screwy in the brain.

I thought Stephanie was a lesbo when she said she was marrying Kitty, but it turns out she has a screw loose and a bout of Multiple Cat Syndrome.

by Strattonuts July 25, 2016

multiple tit syndrome

a retarded ass wikipedia admin added this to wikipedia

1. she has multiple tit syndrome

by theballtickler69420 August 26, 2023