pregnancy trap
pregnancy trap by Xavier8pack March 10, 2017
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Boy Pregnancy
After participating in gay anal sex, the top ejaculates in the bottoms asshole, and leaves it to cook. The next time the bottom takes a shit, he will have his poop covered in nut, thus delivering the Boy Pregnancy.
After Joey nut in Connor's ass, Connor went to take a shit. When Connor shat, he discovered his Boy Pregnancy.
Boy Pregnancy by divinemxm February 27, 2019
Pregnancy Scare
1. Sex. Late Period. Pregnancy Test. Pink or Positive. Scared as Hell.
2. Doing something, looking at what you did, thinking its worse than it is for a minute or two, and then realizing the situation.
2. Doing something, looking at what you did, thinking its worse than it is for a minute or two, and then realizing the situation.
1.
Girl 1- Shit, i slept with this guy last week, took a preggers test, ipso facto- PREGNANCY SCARE!
Girl 2- So, no biggie?
Girl 1- Yeah.
2.
Bill- I had a total pregnancy scare last night, i thought i threw out my pot!
Girl 1- Shit, i slept with this guy last week, took a preggers test, ipso facto- PREGNANCY SCARE!
Girl 2- So, no biggie?
Girl 1- Yeah.
2.
Bill- I had a total pregnancy scare last night, i thought i threw out my pot!
Pregnancy Scare by LOLAtheSLUT February 24, 2009
Pregnancy Hike
"Josh and Shari hiked a pregnancy hike today. Except they're not pregnant."
"You're only hiking 2 miles? That's what we call a pregnancy hike."
"You're only hiking 2 miles? That's what we call a pregnancy hike."
Pregnancy Hike by Snazzled March 30, 2010
Sympathetic pregnancy
attention seeking
sympathetic pregnancy-when a man shows the symptoms of pregnancy when their spouse or partner is with child. i'e morning sickness and eratic changes in mood.
Sympathetic pregnancy by themalkyyouwontforget May 25, 2010
chemical pregnancy
A very early stage of a pregnancy, soon after fertilization. So named because, although it shows up on a pregnancy test, it cannot yet be detected by ultrasound. There is a high risk of miscarriage in the early stages.
Girl 1: I've just done two pregnancy tests and they both show positive! I'm so pleased.
Girl 2: Have you missed a period?
Girl 1: Yes. I think I was due-on yesterday. I thought I was just late. I'm so happy!
Girl 2: I think you're jumping the gun a bit. Don't build your hopes up.
Girl 1: Why?
Girl 2: It's too soon. You should give it a few weeks before you celebrate.
Girl 1: Why? It's showing I'm positive.
Girl 2: I know it's showing positive, but it's just a chemical pregnancy at the moment. There's a good chance you'll have a late period and lose it.
Girl 2: Have you missed a period?
Girl 1: Yes. I think I was due-on yesterday. I thought I was just late. I'm so happy!
Girl 2: I think you're jumping the gun a bit. Don't build your hopes up.
Girl 1: Why?
Girl 2: It's too soon. You should give it a few weeks before you celebrate.
Girl 1: Why? It's showing I'm positive.
Girl 2: I know it's showing positive, but it's just a chemical pregnancy at the moment. There's a good chance you'll have a late period and lose it.
chemical pregnancy by Felanna April 24, 2014