bob mortimer

A bob mortimer is a british drink often drank during the summertime. It is a cup of strong coffee or tea with a spoonful of baked beans (generally heinz, but it's dealer's choice really).

Ey up love, giz a bacon sarnie and a bob mortimer to go, ta

by The urban brit November 15, 2023

Hugh Mortimer

Hugh Honey is the best and i love his beenies

"Hugh mortimer"

by William2008 June 5, 2022

luis lerado winton mortimer

receiving oral sex while shitting on a car windshield, specifically in the south western Brisbane region, eg. Toowoomba.

me and my girlfriend were in Toowoomba and she wouldn't let me do a Luis lerado winton mortimer with her, opportunity wasted...

by rupert12 May 22, 2024

Esther Mortimer

An amazing woman named. You guesed it esther! She is the best and will run on to rule the earth !!

Esther Mortimer is the best !

by PopsOFlops April 17, 2019