Hugh Mortimer

Hugh Honey is the best and i love his beenies

"Hugh mortimer"

by William2008 June 5, 2022

luis lerado winton mortimer

receiving oral sex while shitting on a car windshield, specifically in the south western Brisbane region, eg. Toowoomba.

me and my girlfriend were in Toowoomba and she wouldn't let me do a Luis lerado winton mortimer with her, opportunity wasted...

by rupert12 May 22, 2024

Esther Mortimer

An amazing woman named. You guesed it esther! She is the best and will run on to rule the earth !!

Esther Mortimer is the best !

by PopsOFlops April 17, 2019

Mortimer

Lovely silly man with birds. Big wide smile. Bigger mouth. Biggest heart (and lung capacity).

Me: he is a lovely boy…must be a mortimer

by Gimpsuitcrochet July 11, 2023