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Mortgage Pick

A pick in sports betting that one is extremely confident in and would be willing to put their mortgage on.
John: What are you guys picks this week?
Rory: My mortgage pick is the Mets Moneyline.
James: I would put my mortgage on that pick as well.
by OutTheBox September 13, 2020
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Mortgage Whore

Someone who shops around for the best deal on every mortgage, regularly remortgages and pays off the mortgage asap.
Why isn't frank here?
He's at Prudential, he's such a mortgage whore.
by wibble October 5, 2012
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Reverse mortgage

When you have crashed and or been mutilated beyond recognition repair or plastic surgery and hospice is your future for the rest of your life that is a reverse mortgage
When you are sliding down an icy Hill on your toboggan with your family watching and are starfish through the air and immediately s*** with into the hardest snow concrete pack thank you can find on the planet break every bone in your body that is a reverse mortgage
by Amuzer the vandal December 17, 2017
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(n) - a dual income (or more) h/hold who participates in propping up the Australian housing bubble by buying houses by taking out an excessively large housing loan. The resulting interest payments leave them to lead a life of poverty, but hey atleast they have a roof over their heads.
$600,000 to purchase a median property in Melbourne now, you'd have to be a mega mortgage mug to even consider buying at these prices.
by AusHousingCrash September 25, 2010
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refinance your mortgage

the act of financing your mortgage again, in other words shitting on your partner
"I love to refinance your mortgage every single night!"
by jerry c June 24, 2007
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subprime mortgage

higher-risk credit mortgages which has interest rates that can adjust over time, which is bad and best to stay away from

During the housing boom of the mid-2000s, many lenders were giving subprime mortgages to borrowers with low credit scores, contributing to the subsequent financial crisis
Boss: You know, subprime mortgages were a big topic during the last financial crisis?
You: Ah, yes, *sips coffee* I love talking about business
by seee..pearl April 23, 2024
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Mortgage Beer

A nickname for cheap beer, like Natural Light, or Keystone. Cheap beer one resorts to buying when they have a mortgage.
Not anymore, now I drink mortgage beer.

Mortgage beer?

Natty Light.

Ah, gotcha
by Luke5119 October 10, 2015
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