Mortgage Whore

Someone who shops around for the best deal on every mortgage, regularly remortgages and pays off the mortgage asap.

Why isn't frank here?
He's at Prudential, he's such a mortgage whore.

by wibble October 5, 2012

Mortgage Pick

A pick in sports betting that one is extremely confident in and would be willing to put their mortgage on.

John: What are you guys picks this week?
Rory: My mortgage pick is the Mets Moneyline.
James: I would put my mortgage on that pick as well.

by OutTheBox September 13, 2020

Reverse mortgage

When you have crashed and or been mutilated beyond recognition repair or plastic surgery and hospice is your future for the rest of your life that is a reverse mortgage

When you are sliding down an icy Hill on your toboggan with your family watching and are starfish through the air and immediately s*** with into the hardest snow concrete pack thank you can find on the planet break every bone in your body that is a reverse mortgage

by Amuzer the vandal December 17, 2017

mega mortgage mug

(n) - a dual income (or more) h/hold who participates in propping up the Australian housing bubble by buying houses by taking out an excessively large housing loan. The resulting interest payments leave them to lead a life of poverty, but hey atleast they have a roof over their heads.

$600,000 to purchase a median property in Melbourne now, you'd have to be a mega mortgage mug to even consider buying at these prices.

by AusHousingCrash September 25, 2010

Mortgage Beer

A nickname for cheap beer, like Natural Light, or Keystone. Cheap beer one resorts to buying when they have a mortgage.

Not anymore, now I drink mortgage beer.

Mortgage beer?

Natty Light.

Ah, gotcha

by Luke5119 October 10, 2015

Mortgage Broker

Someone who helps you get a low rate Mortgage.

Damn, my Mortgage Broker got me the Patty B Rate...1%.

by Skin DIver August 1, 2022

Mortgage Mule

When a man or woman pays the mortgage for the family, finds out the spouse or significant other has cheated, and they feel like a mule, having worked, and gotten no respect for keeping the roof overhead.

He felt like a Mortgage Mule. He worked for years to keep his family safe, and in the end, found out his wife cheated. He felt used, and taken advantage of.

by P.A. Drunk N Stuff December 26, 2011