A dirty, nasty lesbian that has cockroaches in the confines of her vagina hair but we hear that Cockin' Chrissy likes those crunchy thangs. Also named " The Valley ". When she is not taming her wild bushels of hair located on her vag she dedicates her time to grooming Cockin' Chrissy's vagina with her tongue. But when she is really in the moment she gets snakes from her backwoods hut and uses them as rockridge dildos because they are easy to find and they dont require batteries. Peace out Ya'll.
by Julie & Lucy July 29, 2009
a dreadful problem, usually a technology glitch, that inevitably leads to dire circumstances; an unexpected error due to lack of planning; something irreversibly wrong with the system
I have to turn my reading log in online, but the website has got a morgan, so the paper won't go through. I'm getting a zero on this one.
by Trojan? February 12, 2009
morgan is super sweet, nice loving and caring. she has a very amazing sense of humor and is very trustworthy. if you have a morgan in your life keep them because you never know when she will be there for you l.
by livijeepgirl July 18, 2018
by 12d34f January 09, 2018
a hoe ass thot that is annoying and has no friends and takes cucumbers and shoves them up her ass hole
by 21ljeb2j2i3jrfbpi23bf May 25, 2017
Someone who isn't afraid to be herself. She's extremely smart and will stick to her opinion. She is crazy, weird and funny. You will have a blast being her friend. She wont ever let you down and can be trusted with anything. She has unique beauty that cannot be compared easily. She is the best friend anyone could possibly have.
by jackshotdoginmabun January 20, 2013
Named after Derek Morgan From Criminal Minds. It describes how one can be rugby tackled to the ground from a sprint.
by Chocolate Frog February 27, 2009