Morstrubation

Someone who finds sexual pleasure in watching TV news ( especially the morning edition ), who becomes sexually stimulated by consuming them , all,day,long.

Morstrubation , he cant live with it and can’t live without it ..

by Bitchbetterbegood May 25, 2024

morst

morst
adj.
More than most; exceeding the usual or expected amount. Used to emphasize superiority, intensity, or abundance beyond the average.

“Out of everyone in the group, he cared the morst.”

“That’s the morst effort I’ve ever seen put into this.”

by chezb411r February 12, 2026

Morsterest

When yo girl hit ya w/ the "I luv you more", you hit her with "I love you morstetest"

I love you morsterest

by CharlieSlimecicleIsAFunnyGuy_ March 3, 2025