moonyshot

hottest person ever, one of the funniest mutuals ever, big simp for remus lupin aka "moony", is a ginger baka and is secretly ed sheeran, looks like dobby while dancing, thinks watching marvel on repeat will make her a superhero

moonyshot is ed sheeran, but i just can't prove it.
im so grateful moonyshot is my mutual.

by remsmarsbars September 5, 2021

crimson moonpie

when a woman is on her period and has diarrhea, fuck her in the ass and give her a creampie. Mix it all together and eat her out.

bloody shitty cummie ass eating crimson moonpie

by KirtNKristy November 18, 2011

Mal-A-Moonya

A description of a unsuccesfull wanna be stoned sprint car racer

Ricky Bobby is a Mal-A-Moonya

by Kyler69 June 3, 2009

mississippi moonpie

a male shits and jizzes in a girl vagina. He then orders KFC and stuffs it into her vagina too. As he waits for the mixture to settle, he reads a chapter of the Catcher in Rye. Once it is done baking have her shit in your mouth and it will taste good but dont let it fool you. then make out with her and have her give you a glow stick. You will then put the glow stick up your pee pee hole, oh yes yours. This will then turn the girl on to maximum drive. have fun, be safe, use a condom:) (just in case you were wondering, preheat oven to 350 and bake 13-15 minutes.)

1st guy: Dude guess what i did with my mom?
2nd guy: what?
1st guy: went to the dells.
2nd guy: k?
1st guy: and also gave my girl friend a MISSISSIPPI MOONPIE!!!!
2nd guy: alright im probally not gonna talk to you again so bye!

by LUCAASSSSS TIIIIIIMMMY NICKKKK June 27, 2011

moonpie

When a male ejaculates in a girl's ass, much like a creampie

I gave that bitch a moonpie!

by mykebert December 13, 2008

Moonpig

A woman so hideously ugly that the very sight of this creature brings forth a massive and overwhelming sense of revulsion and physical nausea.

Imagine what a pig that lived on the moon would look like.
Apply this model to your intended munter.

NB: Moonpigs are generally clinically obese, and may often be found munching on anything that comes too near and looks like food. Puppies are at extreme risk.

1) That Sonia from Eastenders is such a Moonpig!

2) LOOK AT HER!! What a Moonpig!

by dan258 January 12, 2005

moonspeak

Any language the speaker cannot understand, especially with writing unknown to the speaker, sometimes abbreviated as moon. Common in multinational IRC-channels where languages not understood by everyone sometimes are spoken.

Guy: "Ebouillantez les amandes, émondez et faites-les frire dans huile chaude puis concassez-les à l’aide d’un mixeur."

Other guy: "Moonspeak."

by trollfish May 14, 2009