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used mainly by biffy clyro fans-- "Mon the Biffy!!" screamed the boyo.. .- This is screamed at every moment anywhere at any time.
MON THE BIFFY, CONVEX CONCAVE noW
by wilson December 3, 2004
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MON' THEN

A threat usually used by people (mostly men) of Scottish or Irish descent. It basically means "I dare you to attach me, see what happens".
MON' THEN YOU SPECKY LITTLE #### SQUARE GO LIKE
by TheLadInABarnySuit January 3, 2021
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mon

a way a sayin man especially around places like dudley, cannock, netherton, walsall, woverhampton, west bromwich, wenesbury, cradley, places like that. its a very broad dialect,

ow bin ya me mon (how have you been my man)
johnny: ow bin ya me mon
jim: not too bad arrr
johnny: a yo orighte mert
jim: arr
by paul hinton December 28, 2005
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Mon

A hardcore prick. Indonesian. Drag raced professionally, a devotee of hos over bros, a cheap motherfucker, and a constant compulsive masturbater. Dwells with parentals, has zero luck with punanis, twats, cunts, or any clamlike part of the female anatomy.
Ya he monned out on our plans so he could stay home and bate.
Quit being a fucking mon, you met her through me. You did NOT find this party so shut the FUCK up!
by big dawg chairboi October 28, 2008
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The Mons

Musical group formed in 1997 in Las Vegas
The Mons are musical genuises!
by Zephmo May 11, 2006
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Mon

The Salopian way of saying 'mate'. Short for monner. Also, a 'proper monner' is a stereotypical Salopian lad from the depths of Shropshire.
Q) 'Ow do, mon?

A) Sound mon.

Q) How do you do, mate?
A) Good, mate.

See John over there? He's a proper monner, him. Never left Baschurch his whole life.
by coanlilounms January 27, 2015
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Mon

A word that is used when addressing another person, rather than using their full name. This word is typically used during conversation and replaces some of the other boring, null words such as: dude, bro, man. This word sounds a lot cooler than those other words when using it.

This word has to be said in a particular way. Typically, the word that is being used before ‘mon’, has to be dragged on and emphasized to make ‘mon’ sound more beast. For example, instead of saying "it's alright mon", you would say "it's alriiiiiiight mon" and it sounds a lot cooler than saying "it's alright dude".
Barry: I'm sorry for what I did to you last Thursday, it was totally uncalled for.

David: It's okaaaay mon.
by Sean Mon December 15, 2018
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