monkey fucked

When you have a thought, then something totally ridiculous happens, and you COMPLETELY loose that thought. You were just monkey fucked.

You are sitting at a bar talking about some stupid bullshit, and then a car out side EXPLODES:

Person 1: Yeah man, so I was on my way to...
Car: BOOOOOOM!!
Person 2: Holy shit! ...What were you saying?
Person 1:... I have no idea.
Person 2: You been monkey fucked, fool.

by Crouching Monkey Hidden Anus July 9, 2009

Monkey fucked

When you get screwed over

Sounds like your boss just monkey fucked you man!!!!

by Heatoshun October 24, 2017

Money Fucker

One who does something only for money without any care for anything, similar to a bitch and a slut, and it can also mean lust, which in this definition means how much of a big showoff the idiot is with his or her money

50 cent is a bitch flashin his money in his music, I Get Money
Straight to the Bank, Piggy Bank, he's such a Money Fucker

Hey im Paris Hilton and I want to tell everyone how rich I am, and can do anything I want because I almost got away from prison because im such a Money Fucker

by Ignoranus September 15, 2007

monkey fucked

to wait upon or to be left by a monkey

burch was supposed to come over with a fat one that he owed me but i got monkey fucked

by brons December 30, 2007

monky fucker

1. Some one that has sexual intercourse with monkeys.
2. Also used as an insuly.

1. "That man is a monky fucker!"
2. "Piss off you dirty 'monky fucker'!"

by Chris Clark May 13, 2005

money fucker

people who work for banks, credit card co.s insurances or any place where a lot of money is being scamed from people.
these people have devoted there life to greed and worship of money.

those money fuckers just layed another fee on me.

by Deep blue 2012 August 15, 2009

money fucker

someone who loves money so much they would abandon there family for it, kind of like a jew.

your moms a money fucker

by jj the 2nd December 9, 2019