monkey awareness month 

an awareness month dedicated to my wonderful cockroach of a best friend <3

"Yo have you heard that it's monkey awareness month?"
"Why the hell would monkeys have a whole month dedicated to them?"
"Hey, don't bully my best friend"

monkey awareness month by beabadoobee listener May 13, 2023

MoneyMouth 

The new patented technology that lets your bank take cash deposits at ATMs without envelopes or deposit slips.

"Deunte had to get his money in the bank today so his baby-mama's lights wouldn't get turned off. Good thing they ATMs had that patented MoneyMouth technology!"

MoneyMouth by zombie sitcom July 24, 2006

Mother Monkey 

The severe and upmost abusive insult that any individual can ever give or receive. It is the verbal form of an alabama hot pocket, so disgusting and severe that it should never truly be used outside of a joke reference.

Miguel: Hey retard
Nigel: You talking to me you Mother Monkey looking ass!?
Miguel: Dies

Mother Monkey by IWannaDieRightNowLol October 13, 2019