Monjolaoluwa

Monjolaoluwa is the best name to grace planet earth. They are joyful people who have massive cocks and are very top at what they do. You can never go wrong with a Monjolaoluwa.

Monjolaoluwa what a top man

by Topgeez67 November 22, 2021

Monolationship

A one sided relationship between 2 ppl

I was tired of putting all the effort into my relationship it just became a monolationship.

by Madhatter37 October 20, 2022

Mandolaid

Someone who plays the mandolin to get laid

I jammed out so hard last night with my mandolin, that I got mandolaid

by Gypc_soul March 30, 2023

Mondogamy

When a human is expected by their dog owner to love and show affection only for them and no other dogs, and sometimes not even for other humans. If the human shows affection for another dog, this is met with a competitive spirit and sometimes even frustration and anger.

Mondogamy: common variant usage

“My dog and I are in a committed mondogamous relationship and becomes a total bitch if I give other doggies scratches.”

by Palo Scotto May 28, 2023