Moming

“Moming” is used to catch people off guard in text when you mean “morning.” If the person you are talking to doesn’t call you out for saying moming, they are a registered sex offender.

“Good moming”
“Good morning John”
“I bet you touch kids or some shit”
“Yeah I ignored you on purpose”

“What the fuck”

by zickser November 28, 2021

Mome

The abbreviation of the word ‘moment.’ A mome can be something as simple as a drive through the city, a delicious home cooked meal, or seeing a smile on your lover’s face.

Are you down for a beach mome after lunch?
I’m loving this lobster ravioli mome.
This drive through Tampa is such a mome.

by Ezra54 November 5, 2022

mome

if someone calls you mome they are calling you the most awesome person they've ever interacted with

person one: hi mome!
person two: who is that?
person one: you! it means you're awesome!

by soodooo May 10, 2021

Momed

Really cool and handsome Muslim. He's very smart and extremely good at biology. Despite these fantastical boons, he has a few flaws.
Number 1 - He's shit at deepwoken
Number 2 - He's a little darker

"Whos that handsome somalian?"

"Its none other than Momed"

by MomedLover22 December 3, 2024