Millimeter Peter

1. A man whose wiener is so small it is virtually non-existant

2. An insult exaggerating the size of one's penis as only a few millimeters or less.

3. A penis that is only one millimeter long, far outclassing the one inch wonder in small stature.

"It was unclear if he had an erection as his millimeter peter was too small to extend his pants"

by KX12 May 20, 2014

Millimeter Peter

A drug addict who rapes young girls in their sleep.

Boy, you are a millimeter peter.

by Do drugs October 23, 2018

millimeterpeter

a penis thats only a millimeter(smallest unit in the metric system) long. insult used by canadians

look at that millimeterpeter if you needed to give that guy a blowjob you would need a magnifying glass and a straw

by the_wizard May 30, 2006

2 millimeter defeater

a way to describe a small dick even tho in reality it’s huge

Girl :your dick is huge” You: “Yeah i know i got that 2 millimeter defeater”

by 2 millimeter defeater May 7, 2022

millimeter peter

is a small penis: all Jewish and most Arabs have them.

Jews and Arabs all have millimeter peters.

by Mitch May 13, 2005

2 millimeter defeater

an erection especially an embarrassing one you get in class

"why does the 2 millimeter defeater have to be active during school" KJDAMAYNE

by uwuga January 13, 2022

Millimeter peter eater

A person, one millimeter in height, whom consumes male genitalia.

Dude, Jimmy, your new friend Steven is pretty short. He's like only one millimeter tall, and he keeps biting my peter. Oh ya, don't worry about him, he's just a millimeter peter eater.

by Daniel M. Baker March 23, 2008