milk dud daddy

Afro-American pimp that pays well but also abuses his bitch.

My milk dud daddy pimps me out.

by RufusMcMinister February 15, 2006

Milk Dud

Those small pebble like turd droppings that float around in the toilet water or possibly in your pants. Similar to dingle balls

Oh man, I tried to fart and blew out a couple a milk duds instead.

by outonbail October 20, 2003

milk dud bumping

When a man repeatedly hits poop as he is inserting his penis into another man's asshole

Bill asked Todd if they could do some milk dud bumping later because he enjoys it immensely.

by Shonte Jr. July 6, 2014

strange milk dud

the act of licking cum off a strangers asshole

I once went to a whore house and randomly picked a whore to give a strange milk dud

by Strangeguycum April 1, 2015

Mississippi milk dud

Deliberately transitioning from toilet to shower without wiping, for the purpose of leaving a grape-sized turd tangled within the shower drain.

My wife’s sister is such a bit*h . I can’t wait to visit her house for the holidays, I’ll be sure to gift her a Mississippi milk dud the day that we leave .

by Brazen Bandit December 14, 2021

Milkdudding

The act of placing one's erect nipple into another person's anus; the act of giving a 'Milkdud.'

Tina: Me and Jennifer got drunk last night, and she gave me Milkdud.

Billy: Like...the candy?

Tina: No no no. A Milkdud...you know.

Billy: OH NO A CLiiiiifff....OH NOOoo...

Tina: That's the last time I ever try Milkdudding...

by Klaus Mauser March 14, 2011

Milkdudzes

This is a term used when you are obsessed with Milkduds and you are trying to sound crazy. You can also say it if you like eggs a bunch.

"OMG, MILKDUDZES ARE SO FREAKIN' COOL!"

"Um... are you on crack?"

"YES! YES I AM!"

by Andrewdarling December 6, 2006