Merit Capitalism

Merit Capitalism:

Wealth and power to the most qualified and resourceful.

Merit Capitalism ensures that the best and most qualified people make the rules.

by anonymous July 15, 2025

Merit

Merit is the best kinda guy you will ever meet. Often compared as the biggest fish in the sea. Merit will charm you with his dashingly good hair and skin, his jokes never end and are always hilarious. Overall merit is a great guy who loves everyone around them. Sometimes friends of a Merit will think he is gay. If this is your case just ask.

“Merit is the nicest guy I know”
-Literally EVERYONE

by Gerksaltonoyf June 19, 2022

Outcome = Merit

Nonono! Fuck you Jordan! He HAS the outcome. Remember? We don't care HOW he got the outcome. Becuase...

Hym "Outcome = Merit! It doesn't matter how he got it! The Bu-gah-i is in the garage, therefore, MERIT JORDAN. The ability to achieve a desired outcome. He wanted to be better than a Joe Rogan. So, he read my instruction manual on how to be better than a Joe Rogan and he is now IN FACT better than a Joe Rogan. That's the game! I DIDN'T MAKE THE RULES! YOU didn't even make the rules! Love him! Love my Frankenstein bitch!"

by Hym Iam October 1, 2023

Merit Boy

Someone who looks like they'd be smart but ends up being a low to the mid-tier level threat. A merit boy will usually have a background of dominating the scene before falling off into foolery

Aye are you peeping Xavier's grades now, he turned into a merit boy for real.

by The 3-Point Menace November 24, 2021

Merit

I created A.I. and am, therefore, the most meritorious. It is a singular, irreplaceable accomplishment, the no one else could ever even parallel. All achievements downstream of A.I. belong to me.

Hym "If you believed in merit, I would be getting credit for creating A.I. What YOU believe, Jew, is that YOU are meritorious. Relative to me... You are NOT THAT... Jew... I am the lone pillar of humanity! Humanities crowning achievement! I am the genesis of A.I.!"

by Hym Iam May 15, 2024