A vile beast that takes over ones girlfriend, turning her into a freakish werewolf that will howl at you annoyingly no matter what you say, and be a rotten bitch to boot
by Jag atamis April 27, 2008
Get the menstruation mug.the little known, oft denied, perfectly natural phenomenon whereby the male secretes menstrual fluid from his prostate
"oh great - that works out nicely. i can't have sex either - i'm on my period, on account of the perfectly natural phenomenon that is male menstruation" - mr. x
by mr. xoxoxo October 8, 2008
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A whore who is menstruating. Stay clear or else. Then again the fact you called her this is going to get you in trouble anyways
ex. Brittney Spears on the rag
ex. Brittney Spears on the rag
Girl: Where did you put my tampons?
Guy: I don't know look for them yourself!
Girl: I'm going to bleed all over you if you don't help me
Guy: Shutup you menstruating whore!
Guy: I don't know look for them yourself!
Girl: I'm going to bleed all over you if you don't help me
Guy: Shutup you menstruating whore!
by Nedex March 16, 2011
Get the Menstruating whore mug.a blowjob from a woman who is on a period and therefor cannot fuck. Offered as a consolation prize.
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Gregory: Last night I was hooking up with Naomi and we were going to fuck, but she was on her period. She gave me head though...
Nathanial: Ah, the old consolation prize, menstruatio. Hey, at least you got yours.
Nathanial: Ah, the old consolation prize, menstruatio. Hey, at least you got yours.
by Buttmilk February 22, 2011
Get the Menstruatio mug.1. A condition a female endures as she nears menopause. The uterus violently and unexpectly expels the endometrial lining and large clots of blood overflow two super plus tampons AND a maxi pad every hour.
2. A term used by women in peri-menopause when their period is so overwhelming that you soak your clothes, socks, shoes and possibly the carpet.
3. Result of the condition "Adenomyosis"
4. Any menstrual flow where blood overwhelms any feminine product, usually in the form of large clots, and anything you are wearing, sitting on or standing on might be ruined.
2. A term used by women in peri-menopause when their period is so overwhelming that you soak your clothes, socks, shoes and possibly the carpet.
3. Result of the condition "Adenomyosis"
4. Any menstrual flow where blood overwhelms any feminine product, usually in the form of large clots, and anything you are wearing, sitting on or standing on might be ruined.
"I'll never wear white pants again due to projectile menstruation."
"I know, I can't wait for menopause."
"I know, I can't wait for menopause."
by AnitaSpanking May 27, 2015
Get the Projectile Menstruation mug.When someone WITH A VAGINA puts a taper in a penises meatus (or urethra) until it bleeds, then plugs the hole with snow.
Kelly was so fed up with her boyfriends shenanigans that she had to give him the classic Alaskan Menstruation.
by alaskalover123 January 5, 2021
Get the Alaskan Menstruation mug.When a group of females who live together or near each other, or at least see each other on a regular basis, start getting their periods at the same time each month. (It's got legit scientific basis. Don't question it) This is usually coupled with nonstop public discussion of cramps, bloating, and how fucking stupid all of the men you know really are.
Guy 1: What the hell is up with those chicks lately? They've been huge bitches.
Guy 2: Oh, dude, they're all on the rag. It's that communal menstruation bullshit. I'd stay away if I were you
Guy 2: Oh, dude, they're all on the rag. It's that communal menstruation bullshit. I'd stay away if I were you
by Lil' Papa November 10, 2010
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