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anal melancholy

The sadness expressed by the anus the morning after a euphoric spicy meal containing chillies.
I am experiencing such anal melancholy after last nights curry.
by jadw August 23, 2009
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Melancholy Masochist

Noun: A man who constantly subconsciously pursues women who are unattainable or more so not girlfriend material at all. And through this process suffers heartbreak repeatedly due to the combination of lack of self confidence, paranoia, the need to please and on the females part and outstanding combination of mind games, misread-able flirting and leading on. Broken at that point the man continues to pursue romance with another similar candidate as the previous as if he enjoyed the pain.
Ex: "Aww man David likes Jane?! He's such a Melancholy Masochist, she's gonna fuck him over just like Tina, Molly, and sandra did. and then he's gonna break down and do it again.
by the pain of atlas January 21, 2010
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Melaina

A female name for a one of a kind girl. She is very trustworthy, helpful, smart, and gives great advice. She is also beautiful inside and out. These are some of the few characteristics of a Melaina.
I love Melaina, she’s the best.
Melaina is so pretty and funny.
by emmylovespuppies1000 July 8, 2018
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malbank

One of the chaviest schools in Cheshire
Full of pregnant women and 13 year olds with 4 inch erections

The lads think they are ten men because most of them live in Crewe
What school you go?
Malbank
Get away,your pregnant
by cheshirexposed December 17, 2018
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MedBay Scan

An Among Us task that can verify you as a crewmate is Visuals are on, even if they aren't, its possible.
by _ItzKomasanHeVented_ December 8, 2020
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Melanchorny

When one is sad and horny at the same time.
I just watched “Love Actually” I’m so melanchorny right now.

Susan blue balled me so hard dude...I’m so melanchorny.
by gingertalksshit November 25, 2017
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Melaad

a real ass nigga

he’s a homie that always got yo back
Melaad really saved my ass yesterday when 12 was on our ass
by real asssssss nigga October 28, 2019
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