mouse matress

sanitary pad cotex for women

It was that time of the month so she wore a mouse matress.

by Lastchance August 2, 2006

Mommy Mearest

Thicc

Mommy mearest from Friday Night Funkin’ is thicc

by Shrekislove420 June 3, 2021

Meatrosexual

Men who exhibit both "metrosexual" and "meathead" tendencies. These men take pride in their style and looks to an extreme degree, particularly the size of their muscles.

Such attention to physical looks is typically attributed to the female gender, but meatrosexuals overcome this stereotype by pairing their effeminate qualities with muscles.

"The Situation" from TV's The Jersey Shore is a meatrosexual if I ever saw one! When he's not working out, he's probably at the salon getting his hair done.

by Een13 October 4, 2010

mentress

a female mentor.

a lady who inspires people

Franca is my mentress. She inspires me so much

by avdfvareg August 25, 2017

eat the meaties

To "Eat the Meaties" is an affectionate form of vernacular around eating your ladies tender parts (meat curtains) after she's had an exceptionally long absence of such a release. It is rarely met with scorn or disdain as it represent a perfect opportunity for both a sexual act and simultaneous release of pent up frustration. A synonym for cunnilingus and a playful pun on the cereal tagline "Eat your Wheaties." It's clever and women know precisely what it means.

"I'm going to eat the meaties this weekend."

"I wish he we would step up and eat the meaties."

"Better eat you meaties."

by Kazansky2005 February 11, 2020

Hit The Matresses

Often used by a mobster. "Hitting the matresses" is a term used during a mob-war. When two families or mobs are feuding, they battle it out by whackin' each other. "Hitting the matresses" is known as going into hiding. Usually finding an unknown, empty house, room, or appartment and sleeping on just a single matress.

It's getting rough, Sonny's already thinkin' of hittin' the matresses and we've only whacked a guy.

We need to hit the matresses before this shit gets outta' hand.

by TonyTheBoss June 18, 2009

Matress Back

A dirty whore who is always on her back and takes it in the Vag...

A.K.A. Billy's Mom

Man I feel horrible, I climaxed in that matress back.

by Scissor Man November 8, 2009