Matteya

Matteya is a unique woman. She is kind and fair, she loves unconditionally, and her intelligence is often unmatched. Her mind and heart are just as beautiful as she is externally. Often her willingness to love gets mistaken for weakness, but in reality her strength is in the way she loves and shares her thoughts fearlessly and often. Matteya is the kind of woman, that if she allows you to truly know her you will never be able forget her. She is admirable.

David: who’s Matteya?
Tom: Matteya can be explained with words, she’s a 12/10.

by Itsjerry March 18, 2021

Lilster matey

she is soooo awesome haha she is a celeb🦩

Lilster matey is so awesomeeeeee ye mate

by yematey April 1, 2022

Ahoy Matey

Thy largest of thy here blown pecker. Where thy 2 incher hardy blows to a 3 inch hammer

“Dammm that girl thicccc.”
“Ahoy Matey”
“What?”
“I got a huge boner dude”
“Gay”
“No homo tho”
“Oh ok”

by youngeeeennn September 25, 2019

Matney

A girl with water blue eyes curly hair everyone wants and is super bubbely loves to listen to eminem even though shes a whie girl. has more guy friends then girl friends not in a weird way loves boys and hates girl drama cant stand bly bands has no butt a little fluffy can be a nerd sometimes and loves to sing and watch modern family!

See that girl with no butt athats matney

by Willis1233:) November 15, 2013

Matey

This is Caribbean word used to describe a girl who takes another girls man or the girl a man cheats on his wife with

Girl stop acting like that you know you’re just a matey

by Caribbean definition April 13, 2019

Matney

Penis. The testicles. Another term for masturbation.

"You just jacked my matney!"

by I LOVE BALLS SO MUCH ITS MAKIN September 1, 2022

Matey Moo

Multiple Meanings. Originated among fat Dutch Girls who live in england.
1) The mateing Call of a a fat dutch girl, shouted in a club to attract one to satify their lusts.
2) Hello, I'm a slut.
3) Sex poistion involving a fat dutch girl and her lover, as well as a large number or tupilps and a pair of dutch clogs, these must all be inserted into the fat dutch girl in as many places as possible.

1) (While in a pub or club)
FDG:"MATEY MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
Desperate looser: Can I buy you a drink?
FDG: "NO, I no Matey Moo for you!"

2) FDG: (sees a possible victem) "Well Matey Moo to you sir!"
Ransom Man: "ERGH GET AWAY FROM ME!!"

3) FDG: "Ooooh Ooooooooh, MATEY MOO ME,"
(Items are inserted)
FDG: "MOOO, MOOOOOOOOOO, MATEY MOOOO!!!"

by Michael1311 October 16, 2006