Manforest

The highest mother fucker alive; The Manforest typically has large amounts of marijuana smoke coming out of him. The word "manforest" originated as a reference to pubic hair.

I'm not sure dude, I think she might get lost in my manforest.

by bagelsarerad January 26, 2009

Mamorectomy

When your boobs are so fucking massive that a doctor has to rip them open and take Pounds of titty fat out of them so you don’t get scolioses.

Guy 1: Hey did you see Shelly?
Guy 2: Yeah where did those massive jugs go?
Guy 1: Didn’t you here bro? She got a mamorectomy.

Guy 2: Nooo how could she do this to me?
Shelly: I’m right fucking here you assholes.

by ShiddedandFarddedandPeed September 4, 2018

Dirty Mamore

"When you're shagging her pie then you jizz in her eye...."

That's a Dirty Mamore!

My girlfriend talked the entire way through the football the other day so later that night I gave her a Dirty Mamore...

by Mr Brown Town1 June 23, 2009

Manorexic

A dude who thinks he is too fat

Steve: dude I have to go to the gym because I am gaining too much weight
Frank: you are a manorexic, stop acting like a little bitch
Steve: you are right, lets get some wings at Brother Jimmy's

by bergali September 2, 2010

Manorexia

When a man doesn't eat for a prolonged period of time, not because he has self-image issues, but because he has simply forgotten that he was supposed to eat regularly.

"Wait, when was the last time you ate?"
"Uhhhh...yesterday?"
"Dude, that's a serious case of manorexia right there."

by thekeegan January 13, 2012

manorexic

A really skinny dude!

That guy needs to eat a Double Whooper every hour on the hour. He looks manorexic.

by R-Whitey April 28, 2006

manorexic

A male who is way to skinny. Typically, their ribs are visible and legs look like toothpicks. usually, a nerd, skater, or emo kid.

girl 1: The new guy is so cute.

girl 2: But, he looks manorexic. His skinny jeans are loose on him.

by emi28 August 29, 2009