A term for a magical rock bestowed by the almighty god to piss off heretics such as Mormons. Often used by trolls to taunt the heretics, they will always be used as a relic to worship the god troll, or also known as god. For many centuries, these have kept track of earth's magnetic field which changes poles approximately every 200,000 years.
Example 1:
Mormon Chatbox.
Troll: Heyz do u noez how magnetz workz?
Mormon: FUCK!
Mormon has disconnected.
Example 2:
Troll: Do you possess the almighty magnets?
Troll God: Yes, now go taunt those heretics.
Mormon Chatbox.
Troll: Heyz do u noez how magnetz workz?
Mormon: FUCK!
Mormon has disconnected.
Example 2:
Troll: Do you possess the almighty magnets?
Troll God: Yes, now go taunt those heretics.
by TheOmegaTroll June 17, 2011
Get the Magnetsmug. To place stickers or other effects onto a metal surface so that you don't have to peel them off leaving that nasty residue that stickers leave.
Mike magneted his stickers to his toolbox so that he wouldn't have to clean it when they are changed
by Rocketrider13 August 3, 2007
Get the magnetedmug. Boy 1: Yo, you see BG's hummer?
Boy 2: Nah dude, is it nice?
Boy 1: It's got like 23 inch rims, a DVD player, killer sound system. Shit is magnetic, yo.
Boy 2: Nah dude, is it nice?
Boy 1: It's got like 23 inch rims, a DVD player, killer sound system. Shit is magnetic, yo.
by Pensky April 30, 2006
Get the magneticmug. A girl with a pretty face but a dirty poon, positive at one end negative at the other
Or vice versa, a girl with a dirty face but a text book poon
Or vice versa, a girl with a dirty face but a text book poon
Male 1: pulled this well nice bit of totti last night got her back to mine just about to do the dirty got her poon out and it was like a badgers nest down there turned out she was a right magnet
by Red-mc May 25, 2010
Get the Magnetmug. 1. A physical property of something which only exists on earth, the magnetation of something can an apparently be taken and used to stop the rotation of the earth, allowing an individual to then "get off" of the earth.
2. Also, if gathered in large quantities, magnetation can make even the simplest of tasks very difficult or impossible to perform.
2. Also, if gathered in large quantities, magnetation can make even the simplest of tasks very difficult or impossible to perform.
me: how would you stop the earth?
friend: well you take the magnetation and then you do stuff with it and you stop the earth and get off
kid: this is way too hard
teacher: maybe theres too much magnetation
friend: well you take the magnetation and then you do stuff with it and you stop the earth and get off
kid: this is way too hard
teacher: maybe theres too much magnetation
by silverdevils17 May 19, 2011
Get the Magnetationmug. 
Get the magnetizingmug. Using a magnet to destroy you're harddrive in the event that the FBI, police, or anyone come to take your harddrive and use it against you in court.
Bob got caught sharing music. As the police came to arrest him, he started magnetting his harddrive, and external harddrives, so there would be less evidence against him.
by Heymbit January 3, 2009
Get the magnettingmug.