Mayonnaise Maggot

White Trash.

"These Mayonnaise Maggots are gonna stop harassing us. Or else."

by IBTAL May 8, 2020

maggot baby

(n.) The horribly mutated offspring of your alcoholic ex-girlfriend when she gets knocked up by the loser she picks up at the bar to make you jealous.

Earl: Hey, Ron! Have you seen Jennifer's baby?

Ron: Fuck that dirty slut and her maggot baby!

by Blenderhead1991 September 5, 2010

MaGGoT

Some of you may have gotten this right, but most of you are really far off.

Maggot (n): a name used to degrade somebody, generally used in the military. Used by somebody of higher rank to degrade and/or humiliate somebody of lower rank.

Maggot (n): a worm like creature, fly larvae.

MaGGoT (n): A hard core fan of the band SlipKnoT, coined by the drummer of SlipKnoT Joey Jordison.

note: the word maggot does not mean to get really hammered or to drink excessivly the correct spelling for that term is maggit (with an i not o).

note: for definition number three that is it that's all a MaGGoT is in relation to SlipKnoT no more, no less.

Drill sergeant: Drop and give me twenty maggot!

Recruit: Sir yes sir!

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Person one: Gross that apple is covered in maggots.

Person two: yeah gross.

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MaGGoT: I really enjoy listening to the band SlipKnoT.

by the real maggit May 7, 2010

Maggot and two peas

An insult referring to the size of a bloke's genitals

Hung like a donkey?! - Maggot and two pease, more like!!!

by Honeybunch August 24, 2006

Camera Maggot

a person who can't resist spewing any sort of drivel when a camera is close by, including bloated self-importance, blatant self aggrandizement, and of course an obvious lack of command of syntax or communication skills.

Every Michael Jackson news report, where his "friends", the camera maggots, have to make a statement. Any other untimely celebrity death where a large number of camera maggots come creeping out of the woodwork.

by yknti July 3, 2009

FLAB MAGGOT

A person, usually a man, tickling an obese person, usually a woman, is performing the flab maggot.

Karen got quite angry when Bill gave her a Flab Maggot.

by Mudknuckle Circus November 6, 2013

Swamp Maggot

A term used in the south to describe a person who is completely disgusting, has no morals, continually lies and feasts off of being on a power trip or on drama. Usually speaks in lies and deception

Hey! Your boss is absolutely a Swamp Maggot!

by TheRepoGuy80 September 11, 2018