wacko magnet

adj. : any location that will attract wackos like moth to flame. Location can be, but not limited to; bus station, bus stop, city park, convenience store, hospital or any other general location without the regular presence of someone able or willing to kick them out on their crazy ass.

"Man ... I was downtown at the bus station and there was a dude, just sitting there, on the bench, shampooing his hair, eating it, and mumbling about tricycles?? The place is a real wacko magnet."

" Some nut job just ran through the hospital parking tower butt ass naked!

Yeap, more fun times at the wacko magnet"

wacko
loon
nutjop
nutter
crackers
crazy
bug

by Cr@zYD October 19, 2010

Bang Magnet

A chick who can't help but get laid, it's in her attitude,looks, DNA, upbringing, etc. I.E, a doorknob.

Jenny was the firm's bang magnet, all the new interns were drawn to her and would indeed get there shot in the file room.

by Thumblewort January 20, 2009

Fist Magnet

The kind of person who despite your best efforts draws your fist to the face swiftly and repeatedly.

Kurt is a Fist Magnet. I would like to punch him repeatedly.

by Cheese Daddy December 12, 2014

chick magnet

A guy who can draw ladies right to him.

My brother Thomas is a big chick magnet!

by A Really Bucking Fastard August 27, 2012

Shit Magnet

Person who for some inextricable reason attracts bad things and events to happen to them.

That bloke's a complete shit magnet - If he fell into a flowerbed he'd still smell of cack.

by Paul Gunn November 4, 2004

magnet knees

The art of a female keeping her legs closed to avoid any sexual advances.

I tried my best to get to third base with Gwen, but I didn't stand a chance with her magnet knees!

by Mr. Bill III March 8, 2016

Magnet of Crysteries

Magnet of Crysteries is actually Cabinet of Mysteries said by a drunk "dead" robot named Vision after accidentally eating a chewing gum. No offence Wanda!

Illusion : And now ladies and gentlemen, for our grand finale, I bring you, The Magnet of Crysteries!
Glamour: Cabinet of Mysteries!
Illusion: Yeah, yeah, what she said.

by Loki approves Johnlock February 5, 2021