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lollerskatez!!111oneeleven 

Sarcastic laughing rollerskating idiot.
WindowsXP : You smell.
odium : lollerskatez!!111oneeleven

lolerskates 

Used to state that a small rodent is dead.
somtimes used to insult the mother of a large Duck, though rarely.
Example 1: That rat is lolerskates man...

Example 2: Yo Duck! Yo mamma is such lolerskates man!
lolerskates by Moola February 22, 2005

Lollerskates 

Chris Rock likes to ride lollerskates all night long.
Lollerskates by The Carter III December 1, 2010

lollersk8er 

An idiotic newb would use this. It's another way of expressing laughter.
"2+2=5"
"Lollersk8er."
lollersk8er by Marstuno May 13, 2005

lollerskate 

The word of gods, and those that are righteous. Usually used in the context of applauding a totally Schlagging thing. see Schlag

Be forewarned... usage of this word may raise your douche-o-bag meter.
DOOD! LOLLERSKATES!!! WANNA TOUCH MY SCHLAG!?!

-or-

DOOD! THAT GETS 15 LOLLERSKATES!

lollerskate 

A lollerskate is a type of point/award that can be given to any one person at random. Depending on how totally awesome the action involving the person is, a certain number of lollerskates will be awarded to that person. 50 lollerskates is the highest number of lollerskates that can be awarded and is considered a great honor, an even greater honor when combined with a number of Schlags.

Also: A word used by only the most worthy of worthy people who have had sex with an infinite amount of hamsters and people of the same sex. The hamsters however, have to be in the right season and must have a dichotomous expanding colon the size of 15 landladies. This word can only be used in the context of something so funny, people's guts will literally fly out of their owners.
Congrats! You recieve 50 Lollerskates on the acquisition of your new car! And a Schlag!

"lollerskates!!!!!!"
lollerskate by Ric The Spic April 23, 2005