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Limo Sex

Having sex in a limousine immediately after getting married.
Melissa and John were so horny right after they got married and couldn't wait until they got to the hotel to have sex, so they decided to have hot limo sex as they drove down the highway.
by Static1432 October 23, 2009
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lesbian limo

a lesbian so hott, all the girls want a ride

the act of being a really really ridiculously good looking lesbian
Shane is such a lesbian limo, she has slept with somewhere between 950 and 1200 women. Some still stalk her.

(678): Dude, what are you doing?
(901): Limo-ing.
(678): What now?
(901): The question should be "who now?" and the answer would be "your mom."
by limo_rides February 10, 2010
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Nigger limo

Any large obnoxious automobile made by Cadillac, Buick, Oldsmobile, Chevrolet, Lincoln etc that ranges in production year from the 1960's to mid 1980's. Predominantly driven by blacks as a false status symbol among other blacks. Often times adorned with a piece of cardboard in the place of the license plate that says “Tag applyed Fo”. Common characteristics of such a vehicle is a cheap price of around $800, no car insurance, and rims usually costing 4x as much as the car. In some instances these vehicles will be painted to match cereal boxes cartoons etc.
Did you see Johnny almost get sideswiped by that fucking nigger limo? Good thing he didn't because you know it wasn't insured. Damn right.
by Dirk sizlak July 19, 2016
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stretch limo

stretched out car that is very circa 1980s, usually driven in by people to go to special occasions such as weddings, funerals, and proms
Hart's Dad: I was like, "Hart, Stretch limos are so 1980s." God forbid one drives down my street and my neighbors see it.
by websterremixed March 14, 2005
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Leg Limo

the cheapest easy way to travel in style,
Eco aware celebrities don't travel by any else than Leg Limo these days
by jaffaw January 10, 2010
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Urban Limo

Department of transportation vehicle that transports multiple passengers to various locations. It is usually late, takes three times as long to get anywhere and let's you off blocks to miles from your intended arrival location.

i.e.- The Bus
"I'm going to be a half hour late to work because the urban limo picked me up late and took a detour..."
by FreyjaFrigga June 19, 2016
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cowboy limo

A top of the line Chevy Suburban, commonly driven by successful ranchers or Utah housewives.
There's another cowboy limo in the LDS parking lot.
by Baelish53 September 23, 2017
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