semi-legitimate

A state of being between lawful and unlawful activity. IE laundering your drug money through a rub and tug.

John had 10k dollars of coke money he wanted to spend so he opened several semi-legitimate businesses including a rub n tug massage parlor, to launder his cash.

by jose rodgriguez October 5, 2013

Legitimate Buster.

There is no real definition, you just know the person is a buster when they walk in the room. You're like, "Oh man, total buster. legitimate buster." there are two types, buster, and LEGITIMATE buster.

He's a legitimate buster. Great guy, awesome guy, legitimate buster.

by John Turner July 10, 2007

too legitimate to quit-imate

a different way of saying too legit to quit.

wow that guy was too legitimate to quit-imate

by Xenocrates April 3, 2011

Legitimate One-Upper

Where a one-upper tells you a bigger and better story, usually by making it up, a Legitimate One-Upper doesn't make anything up because they really are bigger and better than you.

Player: Dude, you see those girls over there? Yeah. I totally banged them last night..

Rich Player: Oh them? I did them last weekend. And their sisters...

Player: *Mutters* Damn, you Legitimate One-Upper...

by KtotheQ May 23, 2010

Legitimate shortcut

Within the rules cutting through bull**** and red tape to get directly to the issue.

The professor took a legitimate shortcut to ensure the sanity of his students and colleagues.

by Dr. Gallesa March 31, 2020

legitimate rape

A type of rape that is considered to be unlawful in a court of law. Not all "rapes" are unlawful, for instance between spouses, between adults who consented at the time of the sexual activity in question and later recanted, or between consenting adults who were mutually engaged in role-playing.

"If it’s a legitimate rape, the female body has ways to try to shut the whole thing down.” -- Rep. Todd Akin

by Lovenhate August 23, 2012

legitimate

born in wedlock

my children are legitimate, i was married when they were born.

by jesus November 16, 2003