Leaky Tent

when a guy has a boner pushing up the pants and leaking precum through it.

“I was hooking up with this guy and saw he had a leaky tent”

by cum2345678 September 14, 2023

Leaky Faucet

When You Take A Piss And Those Last Few Drops Drip Out Into Your Pants.

(Jill) "Oh Jack, Did You Just Wet Yourself Over Me?" :D (Jack) "Nope, Just Had A Leaky Faucet Is All."

by Fuck n' Suck May 14, 2018

leaky submarine

A stripper who needs all of her holes plugged

We could only afford one stripper...good thing she's a leaky submarine!

by vadoubled's March 16, 2010

Mr. Leaky

A 500 pound teacher that has a delicacy in his grand canyon sized crack. His delicacy is like a fried piece of butter, crunchy and gooey in the inside with puss oozing out of it.

I saw Mr. Leakys delicacy when he stud up in the class and bent over to help a student.

by carjame April 20, 2022

leaky aircon

While your girlfriend is sleeping you shoot a rope on her cheek. When she wakes up and says "what the fuck?" you point up to the air conditioner and say "I think we have a leaky aircon".

My girlfriend wouldn't blow me earlier so I waited till she was sleeping and gave her the leaky aircon.

by leakyaircon August 10, 2010

Leaky Motorboat

When you motorboat the breasts of a woman who is lactating, and her breast milk gets on you.

Susan just gave birth a few weeks ago, and when I motorboated her newly massive jugs I got a face full of Boobie Juice; I didn't realize I would be getting a Leaky Motorboat.

by TheCW June 10, 2011

Leaky Bastard

anybody that is big douche

Somebody casts their lure right next to you and catches your fish. That was my fish you leaky bastard!

by jhawkmatt June 5, 2011