David Letterman

Legendary talk-show host and comedic genious.

Host of "Late Show with David Letterman," which stars long-time music director, Paul Shaffer, along with the CBS Orchestra. Also features long-time announcer, Alan Kalter, owner of the "Hello Deli", Rupert Jee, and a variety of other regular guests and acts. Shown on CBS. Weeknights, 11:30 P.M. ET/PT.

Dave Letterman could kick Jay Leno's fat ass any day of the week.

Jay Leno is a putz, compared to David Letterman.

Who the hell is this jackass Jay Leno!? The only talk-show host I know, or care about is David Letterman.

by Sam June 18, 2004

David Letterman

an inferior talk show host... he sucks so much that he belongs in the level of carson daly...

guy 1: have you seen david letterman last night?
guy 2: yeah, worst hour of my day !!!
guy 1: he should retire...
guy 2: no ! he should die

by tekken_5 April 16, 2006

leatherman

The only multitool you will ever need.

"Dude, my engine totally fell apart on me..."
"That's ok! My leatherman will fix it."

by Your Ass January 21, 2004

Letterman

1. A funny (and funny-looking) guy who hosts this show that appears late at night on the CBS television network. Also known as Dave, David, David Letterman.

2. Jay Leno's arch-nemesis.

"We watched that Letterman show last night, and it was hilarious!"

by star8706 February 1, 2003

Letterman

the funniest late night show host today. much funnier than jay leno.

I tried to watch jay leno, but i got a real sense of how fake LA is very quickly. I hurried and flipped it to Letterman, who always makes me laugh.
Have you seen his "Will it Float?" skit? It is hilarious!

by HappyHenry35 April 20, 2003

david letterman

1. Long time host of the late show.

2. The coolest person to ever come from Indiana.

I make a point to watch David Letterman's show every night.

David Letterman has the coolest gap in his teeth ever.

by theplainjane April 29, 2005

Letterman

a comedy god, see word}living legendword

by DancinDanLewis October 31, 2003