Lard Ass

When some one who is so fat runs an mile they start to sweat lard, grease, and cooking oil.
The sweating of these materials can also happening by other extreme workouts. Usually excretes as ass sweat

Timmy: What happened to Bruce?
Billy: He ran a mile and now he's got a bad case of the "lard ass"
Bruce:(Sitting in a puddle of lard, grease, and cooking oil) Hakjwbdwebfawieubciawrfiwqciubudisclijcv9upgvpurvprvub
Timmy: What a lard ass.

by stale cheerio May 30, 2018

Lard ass

A Charlie don't be a charlie

Charlie is a lard ass

by Your mom super gay January 11, 2020

Lard Ass

Bean joober

Bean joober is a lard ass

by bean250joob August 14, 2021

LARD ASS

CUZ IM FAT AS SHIT AND MY NAME DAV

DAVE U FUCKING LARD ASS - DILLON

by niggernut August 29, 2022

lard ass

lard ass (noun)
a fat & often lazy person

She is such a lard ass. She hasn't been at work for 3 days.She hasn't even called to let us know that she's ill or her children are ill.

by passe’ November 6, 2023

Lard ass Noodle

Generally used to describe some chub lad.

Jaysis look at that lard ass noodle

by Dingleoid January 29, 2019

Xtreme Lard ass

Someone who comes over to your house and feeds on every single piece of food you have in your house. and dosent do anyhting but play video games

"hey Jack came over yesterday and ate all my muthefucking food!"
"wow. what an Xtreme Lard ass

by Pattyfatty February 14, 2009