pp on a lappy

when someones stream is extremely slow, so it looks like a powerpoint on a laptop

"your stream looks like a pp on a lappy right now"

by cockwank July 21, 2021

lappy patty

see lap dance

When a female (or male in some cases) dances on another persons lap, in erotic movements.

see masterbation

"Dude. He's such a faggot. He even said no to a lappy patty."

by CHaR chAr December 30, 2003

Lappy-less

When someone is on there way to a library laptop-less, I.E they do not have a laptop on them.

"HEY BRO. NICE BOOKS you Lappy-less ?!"

or

"Lol look, he's using a computer terminal"

by vorcil May 5, 2010

flappy Lappies

just another word for saggy breasts,

when to use:

>a title which defines a person who has extremely saggy breasts * note this can be male or female

> you notice a man or a woman with saggy breast running laps.

>make a comment on a woman or a man with saggy-ass titties (saggy-ass man titties) were the breast would have to sag all the way to their lap(laying on top of their knees)"touching knees"

"hey rick did you notice flappy lappy running by, yeah paul she needs some pick-me-ups "

"i spy some flappy lappies"

"Flappy Lappies is caused by the stress of gravity that is exceeding down on the boobies, brassieres saving breast and avoiding flappy lappies since 1664"

Awww, look at that pair of beautiful flappy lappies... fuck no get a reduction.

by douche lee September 1, 2010

frappy lappy

i was on a trip with a friend and we were at starbucks and the lady making our coffee...well we never saw her till we got the coffee and shr didnt speek english and she has a thick ass BLACK mustache and instead of saying "caremel frapaccino" she said "frappy lappy"

who ordered the frappy lappy ?

by ashley March 5, 2005

Lappy Man

Someone who craves attention on social media

Look at Bruce taking another selfie. Such a lappy man

by Dedhedtattoos September 30, 2022

Lappy

A nickname used for the last name 'Lapp', usually implies sexiness and a huge shlong. Very intimate partner, great for one time hook-ups.

My friend Lappy here is gay as fuck, and I don't care, lets hook up.

by Lappy's BF December 15, 2022