Lappy slap

The act of happy slapping a laptop computer when the user becomes angry or annoyed with the laptop's compatability in question. The word lappy is a shortened version of the word laptop, and rhymes with happy, the first word in happy slap- see example below for clearer description...

person 1: Man, if my laptop crashes again, I'm gonna give it a right ol' lappy slap.

person 2: How's that gonna help?

person 1: I dunno... why dont I lappy slap you instead?

person 2: That's happy slap dumbass...

person 1: Shut up...

by Starshine101 March 30, 2009

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Lappy T

A wireless computer, which can be placed on the lap. It is more commonly known as a "laptop".

Person one: hey, thats a swish looking lappy T!
Person two: no dick, this an apple mac.

by andIcall June 18, 2011

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lappy patty

see lap dance

When a female (or male in some cases) dances on another persons lap, in erotic movements.

see masterbation

"Dude. He's such a faggot. He even said no to a lappy patty."

by CHaR chAr December 30, 2003

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Lappy-less

When someone is on there way to a library laptop-less, I.E they do not have a laptop on them.

"HEY BRO. NICE BOOKS you Lappy-less ?!"

or

"Lol look, he's using a computer terminal"

by vorcil May 5, 2010

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lappy chocolate

When your lover sits on the toilet to use it and you can't be bothered to wait, so you initiate the intimate act of a lappy chocolate, by sitting on their lap and taking a massive shit. It may or may not make it through their legs and into the pan (whatever floats your boat).

Shaz was on the toilet last night for a wee before bed and I couldn't be arsed to wait for her to finished so I just gave her a lappy chocolate and went to bed first.

by Lemon Esme July 18, 2022

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