koozie cushion

When a man with a cock length of 11 inches or longer uses a beer koozie around the base of his penis to cushion the extra yardage that wont fit into a girl's pussy. Both useful for the man and the woman.

"That bitch was so short I had to straight up koozie cushion!"

or

"Baby, Im gonna have to Koozie Cush yo shit."

by veegee75 January 16, 2009

douche koozie

A female version of a douche bag.

Look at Sara, she is nothing less than a douche koozie wearing all that Ed Hardy.

by Erikvincent79 January 13, 2016

navajo koozie

A small brown paper bag given to you at the gas station when you buy a single tall can of beer

I stopped in to the gas station after work today for a tall can of beer and the cashier put it in a Navajo koozie

by Karl Arlington March 09, 2022

koozy

To define a person as cool and crazy!

Ozzy: DAMN!! GIRL U KOOZY!!!!!!

Maria:*wink* XD I know!!!

by desperado45 June 23, 2010

Dick Koozie

A woman whose sole purpose is to hold dicks and keep them at the appropriate temperature, much like a beer Koozie, only this is meant to maintain warmth.

Paris Hilton is a real Dick Koozie.

by Broken Drifter September 06, 2020