A woman whose sole purpose is to hold dicks and keep them at the appropriate temperature, much like a beer Koozie, only this is meant to maintain warmth.
by Broken Drifter September 6, 2020
Get the Dick Kooziemug. Kinda like a beer koozie, but for hot dogs and the like. Definitely not a nickname for a vagina, you sick bastard.
Random Transsexual Koozie Enthusiast: Ay Deadass, I got a sausage koozie last month!
Deadass: That's lit, fam!
Deadass: That's lit, fam!
by Anonymous900000000000000 December 15, 2016
Get the sausage kooziemug. by desperado45 June 25, 2010
Get the koozymug. When your beer foams over in a sexual looking manner and floods the koozie which is holding your beer.
by cottoncandycommander April 19, 2018
Get the Cumming in the kooziemug. I stopped in to the gas station after work today for a tall can of beer and the cashier put it in a Navajo koozie
by Karl Arlington March 9, 2022
Get the navajo kooziemug.