Neptune's Kiss 

when the water bounces up at your butt after you poop

*pooping*
aw man i got a Neptune's Kiss

Neptune's Kiss by Daniela_gAmer January 27, 2015

Hade's Kiss

The intense burning sensation you experience on your butthole when you poop after digesting really spicy food.

I was unlucky enough to receive Hade's Kiss this morning. The buffalo wings last night were not worth it.

Hade's Kiss by XORtease April 27, 2015

Poseidon's Kiss 

When you take a shit, and the water touches your ass.

My shit was so huge, it gave me the fattest Poseidon's kiss yesterday.

Poseidon's Kiss by CoC/Tubing March 14, 2023

Poseidon's Kiss 

When water splashes up from the toilet onto your butt from your poop dropping . It's so gross but so relatable!

A: Dude I just went to the bathroom and experienced Poseidon's Kiss.
B: So relatable!

Poseidon's Kiss by KoalE July 31, 2016

Smoker's Kiss 

Noun: When one person inhales smoke from a cigarette and subsequently kisses the partner while exhaling the smoke into his/her mouth.

Last night, I drunkenly gave my girlfriend a smoker's kiss; she ended up coughing in disgust.

Smoker's Kiss by fuckheresanoriginalname February 3, 2012

Neptune's kiss 

When your shit makes such a splash it comes up and hits your crack

Damn, that shit was so big I got Neptune's kiss

Neptune's kiss by Redrose96 December 1, 2015

Clown's Kiss

When you go down on a bitch when she's in full menstruation. Your face is clown red after the bloody cunnilingus, thus you've kissed the clown - "Clown's Kiss"

Originating somewhere in latin america (viral vid) translated from "el beso del payaso"

1. Damn man brah, did you bite your lip, or did you just kiss the clown?

2. I inadvertantly gave my bitch a clown's kiss, had no clue she was surfing the satanic wave!

Clown's Kiss by PapiAlbatroz March 29, 2015