Kick a blonde day

December 2nd

The best day of the year where you get to kick blondes for fun
(Does include dirty blonde)

:) kick a blonde day

by Yeet4450 November 27, 2019

Kick a cunt day

August 26 kick a lady in her lady parts (cunt) or someone acting as a cunt

Girl rejects you, national kick a cunt day ( kicks her in lady parts)

by Mercia May 26, 2018

kick a vsco girl day!

November 1st is national Kick a vsco girl day!

Throw out there stupid hydroflasksksks and shove a metal straw up their asses!

Boy 1: Guess what day it is bro!
Boy 2: What?
Boy 1: It’s kick a vsco girl day! Let’s go kick your girlfriend!

by BurritoDreams October 24, 2019

Kick A Donkey

To take a poop. The act of pooping. To deficate, preferably in a toilet or what some call a comode. Often times, this has a much larger connotation implying that the poop was not small or easily done, but rather large and perhaps difficult to procure, sometimes even painful.

Often times shortened to 'Kick a D' or 'Deuce.' Also see drop a deuce.

That mexican food tore me up last night. I woke up and had to kick a donkey!

by micahdehn January 6, 2008

Kick a Muel Day

April 16. Every year, farmers, townsfolk, and all alike travel to the center of town with the best looking mule in town. They all form a line to kick it.

“Hey, are you going to kick a muel day festival today?”

“You bet your ass I am!”

by Jerome is just my mom’s friend February 10, 2020

kick a box

Used instead of "go screw yourself" or other such terms, it's a silly way to say "get lost". It was started by a girl in Utah, and has spread throughout the state and beyond.

Guy1- Dude, you really suck at that.
Guy2- Go kick a box, jerk.

by pinkfloydpuffer February 1, 2009

Kick a stick

A fun way to tell someone to get lost or get bent.

American: hey, nice accent, do you know Arnold Schwarzenegger?

German: he is Austrian. Go kick a stick

by Don’t be sad B-rad June 1, 2018