A small town of 16 000, on Lake of the Woods. It has no shopping and your favourite place to buy clothing is the bargain shop. While walking through Lakeside with a packsack, you are most likely going to get it stolen by a local homeless. The population is half rednecks coming from Minaki, and a quarter are drug addicts or alcoholics. Being in highschool in Kenora, there is never ending drama that usually includes sex partners, or being fat. I may not forget to mention that walking down Matheson your sure to make some new friends that piss on the walls of the dry cleaners. Don't forget to come visit us, we're sure you'll love it!
by kenorababy December 14, 2010
Get the Kenora mug.A nice Ontario city on Lake of the Woods full of native culture and no good place to shop, anywhere. Very beautiful scenery and way too many deer, I mean we might as well kill half of their population or soon there will be more of them, then of us. Our population doubles with Manitobans in the summer who come just for our lakes and to drive around like maniacs or to drive us crazy. We have a giant fish statue and people think that is very special.
Tommy: It was so fun to go fishing in Kenora.
Jane: I wanted to go shopping, this place sucks.
Dad: Lets see how many people honk at us as we drive 15km/h through this roundabout!
Mom: What a beautiful town, stupid mosquitoes why don't they go kill some of the deer here.
Jane: I wanted to go shopping, this place sucks.
Dad: Lets see how many people honk at us as we drive 15km/h through this roundabout!
Mom: What a beautiful town, stupid mosquitoes why don't they go kill some of the deer here.
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A small, isolated community of about 15,000 that rests on Lake of the Woods. A tense little place where everyone stares at you when you're from out of town. There are approx. ten or fifteen good people living in Kenora. The rest are racist redneck bastards who enjoy nothing more than urinating on passed out natives in the park. Often a Kenora redneck can be heard shouting "Faggot!" out his truck window.
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I was in Kenora and had to shit I went into the zellers restroom and ran right back out. I found and alley to shit in and got beat up by homless people. I then ran for the woods and saw a pregnant teen getting eaten by a Wendigo. all in all a fun experience.
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