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Jointleman

A stoner. A man of the joint. Possessing a high standard of stoner etiquette.

A well mannered stoner.
Stoner 1: Here man you can smoke some of my green

Stoner 2: You're a true Jointleman!
by Tokahontus September 24, 2010
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clip joint

Quasi-whorehouse where men are sold cheap beverages at outrageous prices and are aroused by various well known methods, but are rarely allowed to consummate the sexual act they think will take place. The con relies upon the mark's gullibility in believing that if they buy enough drinks or put enough dollars in a garter, they'll accomplish their instinct-driven goal. A particularly cooperative mark is often led to a supposedly private residence. After a time (perhaps after multiple visits) the whore's husband bursts upon the scene and further shakes down the mark. The methods of clip joint operation are also the methods of clandestine operations. Owing to the duplication of method, clip joints are often the scene of complex undercover operations where agents frequently (mistakenly) entrap each other.
The clip joint known as the Longhorn Ballroom produced some interesting syncronicities, having been operated by Jack Ruby at one time, under the legal eye of Mister Mayer, whose clout with the legal system is the stuff of legend.
by EIS June 17, 2004
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Big Yellow Joint

1. A referal to a Bluth Banana Stand in Orange County, California. Started by George Bluth Sr. in the 50's. Has been burnt down once, and stolen every year as a gag from local pranksters. There's always money in the banana stand.

2. Also a hit song.
Big yellow joint, Big yellow joint, I'll meet you down at the Big yellow joint.
by PaSaVaBa January 7, 2005
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Joint Task Force 2

Joint Task Force 2 is a Canadian Special Operations unit responsible for federal counter-terrorism. It was formed in 1993 when the Canadian Forces took control of federal counter-terrorism. JTF2's mission is to resolve potential incidents that could effect Canada's national security.

Even though the unit's primary function is counter-terrorism its role has expanded to fullfill more conventional jobs likened to the British SAS and United States Delta Force.

The Canadian Government has been very secretive about the unit's capabilities, organization, and past operations. The government has confirmed action in Afghanistan as part of Task Force KABAR, in which they recieved a Presidential Unit Citation by the United States Government for there work against insurgents.

JTF2's chief role in Aghanistan was targeting and neutralizing the Taliban leadership. They have also had unconfirmed action in Nepal, Zaire, the Kosovo War, Rwanda, Tanzania, Peru, Congo, Sudan, and Bolivia. JTF2 was the only unit accepted to serve with American tier 1 special forces such as SFOD-Delta to hunt down high value Al Qaeda and Taliban personnel.
Gunmen linked to Al Qaeda hold a Canadian hotel hostage- Joint Task Force 2 is sent in.

A high value Taliban target is believed to be operating in the mountains outside of Kandahar, Afghanistan- Joint Task Force 2 is sent in.
by KEENAN! January 9, 2009
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Resurrect the joint

Lighting up a joint that has been unlit.
Alfy smokes up slow; hence his friend has to resurrect the joint.
by 5Dboys March 3, 2017
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jump this joint

hey ashly let’s jump this joint
by insta@ella_bridenback October 10, 2018
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Double-Jointed Vagina

Whereas a normal woman's vagina can only take so much punishment before becoming sore, a woman with a "double-jointed" vagina can have sex with multiple partners (4+) throughout the day with no ill effects.
Person 1: Where's Carrie?

Person 2: She is still in her room with her third guy of the day. Number four is on his way in an hour or so.

Person 1: Oh my gosh, Carrie has such a double-jointed vagina!

Person 2: I know, right?!
by Purdue Mansack October 26, 2009
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