jonking

another word for the word 'joking'
if you get bored of just using the word 'joking', use jonking instead. it's funner and it makes people laugh.

"eww your shoelaces are hideous"
"what"
"only jonking, i love them"

by Mrs Ellie Kelly April 28, 2009

Jonk

Verb

1. To flirt with or to go after snookies.

Noun

1. The act of jonking or a night of jonking.

Ex: "We were all hanging out at Coney Island when a bunch of snookies came through. Next thing we knew, Jack was jonking with the entire table of snookies."

Ex: "Ain't nothing gonna slow my jonk."

by Snookie Enthusiast December 30, 2010

jonks

see also jonx.

"My boyfriend has cartoonishly ginormous jonks."

by Susie Lee February 16, 2004

Jonk

The act of spamming a 20 year old mans tumblr with "jonk" or spamming his other social media sites.

Glam: Man, I really jonked my SATs

by FsfdafgsIMGAY May 23, 2018

Jonking

Verb, to Jonk. Effectively means to masturbate while engaged in the act of defecation.
It’s roots are the Scottish colloquial terms ‘jobby’ (defecate) and ‘wank’ (masturbate).

"Johnny's off to the toilet for a jonk... make sure he's locked the door"

by Gardineroso September 16, 2003

jonking

A delusional verve brought on by the realization of one's awesomeness

I am jonking, you are not that neato

by laddleladdle February 17, 2009

Jonk

Rape in the ass and in the mouth

TWO guys playing Halo

First Nerd: Man stop killing me or im gonna jonk you

by Anthony DeMatteo, Mike huynh March 14, 2007