Jemus

Jemus is the emu god, he is worshiped by millions of emus and thousands of humans world wide. He is portrayed in many photos, as a cat, to represent his forever lasting wisdom.

the morning prayer
Jemus, Hoo Ha Ha.

by Jemus believer. August 15, 2011

Jamus

A trendsetter that enjoys spreading positivity and cracks the funniest jokes. He is beyond creative and is not afraid to challenge any norms that would limit his creativity. He will always have your back unless he feels disrespected but overall he is one of the best and most trustable people you’d come across.

John: “I feel really down but I don’t know who to go to.”
Tony: “Clearly you haven’t met Jamus”

by The K-swankster May 20, 2020

Jemus

uh..you'd have had to be there I guess. Well it's sort of a messed up word for Jesus which means that it isn't Jesus at all it's just a... well sorta kinda like a knock-off Jesus.. $2.50 Wal*Mart brand. Being called a Jemus is one of the highest forms of flattery there ever was.

Faithe is such a cool Jemus llama-lover.

by grr33n August 11, 2004

jimskey

Cross between Jim from American Pie and Emile Heskey.

Complete inability to pull birds, followed by massive lack of confidence, then the Bambi on ice skates effect and the inevitable falling over.

Also see gaidmonds and gaids.

Jimskey: 'Hey baby, you is hot!'
Chick: 'Fuck off JIMSKEY'
Jimskey: 'Whoaaa', slip, CRACK
Chick: 'What a fucking JIMskey'.

You are a fucking JIMskey.

by boohog June 7, 2004

jimese

a super sexy item or person

Erin: i just bought this shirt

Darell: that shirt is so JIMESE!!!!!!!!!!

by . . . . . June 30, 2008

White Jamussian

A white russian made with banana nesquik. Some say the name arose from the Jamaican banana influence and the russians vodka. I think this is a load of old codswallop.... tasty codswallop.

Get in the kitchen and make me a damn white jamussian fool.

by Honky tonk Jamussian November 27, 2006

Jimsteve

A Great-Bearded Man of Men, he's a lumberjack and he's OK. Not afraid of wearing women's clothing because it makes him look so buff, he exudes such confidence and charisma as to make women weep sweet tears of joy every time he passes by.

Girl 1: "Oh my, that Jimsteve looks quite hulking in that wedding dress!"

Girl 2: *Crying into tissue* "Just so.. damn.... beautiful"

by Pickled Chicken September 25, 2014