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sarah jessica parker 

The best actress ever who plays Carrie Bradshaw on the best series every made called "Sex and the City"

Very pretty and has the perfect body.

Has amazing fashion.
sarah jessica parker by Emahlee December 1, 2006

sarah jessica parker 

sjp is fuckin gid.
she doesn't look like a horse. and she isn't ugly.
sarah jessica parker looks like a horse.

no she doesn't you wank
sarah jessica parker by jzshirra February 14, 2009

Sarah Jessica Porker 

One of the fill-in actress' for Sara Jessica Parker, however, she is rarely used since she's so damn fat
Sarah Jessica Porker is 90 pounds overweight