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Jenkem Messiah

A person so foul that Jenkem ferments in their gut. The gas they pass is pure Jenkem, causing those around to be constantly in a state of Jenkem euphoria. A Jenkem Messiah usually is a cult leader.
The cult of MAGA is led by a Jenkem Messiah.

Keg Jenkem 

When you huff the gas mixture out of a keg to get a nice head rush. Est. 2010 Rowan
Rick was drunk and the keg was empty so he pressed the top for a hit of keg jenkem.
Keg Jenkem by Rick the Brick October 17, 2010

sinker jenkem

Low grade jenkem. Jenkem conconced from sinking turds.
I can't believe I bought a batch of sinker jenkem. I'm going back to that retirement home and shooting the janitor that sold it to me.
sinker jenkem by big cu December 12, 2007

Camal Jenkem 

Camal jenkem was invented by Dan and John jr of nextgenwalkthroughs and wikigameguides. It is a drug used mostly in Colorado and the Middle East, it is made with the urine and feces of camals, and left to ferment in a jar. Camal jenkem turns 90% of people into ri-tards, but 10 % of camal jenkem users recieve super powers.
Chad regularly inhales camal jenkem and now hes a ri-tard.
Camal Jenkem by The_Ladder_Goat October 21, 2010

Ronald Jenkees 

wow look at Ronald Jenkees play hes fucking good
Ronald Jenkees by cky2gen August 26, 2010

Jenemies 

Jenemies are everywhere
Jenemies by asyoules October 9, 2015