January 6

Those who are most oblivious are born this day.

Elle: she is so oblivious she most be born on January 6.

by youra-dopted November 2, 2019

January 6

Hump your friend day

-Bends over friend and humps her-
What was that for?!
It’s January 6th!

by Local Nitty December 6, 2020

January 6

on this day, you go to your local target and shit on the floor.

“i shitted on my local target floor for tiktok in January 6th”

by sistershooketh November 2, 2019

January 6

The day you can complain all you want to your friends and if they say stop complaining, then they have to get you ice cream

Person 1: Ugh I HATE school. it just SUCKS
Person 2: Suck it up, and quit being such a baby-
Person 1: No its January 6, so now you have to get me ice cream. My favorite flavor is chocolate

by Thisistheonlytimewewillmeet January 6, 2021

January 6

National anal prolapse day. People born today are especially short, always lesbian, and always a power bottom. Let’s see those rosebuds!

“Dude. Baley was born on January 6.”

“... her poor asshole.”

by anarkin October 23, 2019

January 6, 2021

When a large dumb group of Trump Supporters Claimed Trump won the election and stormed the US capitol.

Person: It's not a week into 2021...
Person 2: So?
Person: The US already had a riot, it was January 6, 2021!
Person 2: Damn. That's sad.

by August403 February 19, 2021

January 6, 2021

The day thousands of Trump supporters stormed the Capitol building.

January 6, 2021 will go down as one of the largest attacks on democracy in history.

by qwertysid10 January 13, 2021