A beautiful girl whose name just so happens to match her beauty. Taylor-Jane is a very unique and rare name just like her personality type. She is genuinely kind hearted, loves to help out others when they are in need.. Loves volunteer work. Taylor-Jane often has blue eyes anda super sexy body.. She is mesmerizing, loves to tease, please and overall achieve! She is beautiful on the inside and out but she does have her flaws. Taylor-Jane is often insecure, especially in relationships. She never feels good enough for anybody when in reality, she is perfect. Always reassure her the truth or she will go wild. If you have a Taylor-Jane in your life, keep her close and never let go!
by anonymousxoxoxoxoxo November 21, 2014
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HP fan: Hey, do you think Lucius Malfoy was a good character?
Me: Well, he's no Dolores Jane Umbridge.
Me: Well, he's no Dolores Jane Umbridge.
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by angelofthenight January 20, 2013
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Jane Lane: Hey wanna get some pizza?
Daria Morgendorffer: Sure
The majority of their lives is spent at the pizza parlour.
Daria Morgendorffer: Sure
The majority of their lives is spent at the pizza parlour.
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Person 1: Did you see her yell at that Walmart cashier?
Person 2: Yeah, she was going Janeen on them!
Person 2: Yeah, she was going Janeen on them!
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Gunnery Sergeant Hartman's dialog during the movie FULL METAL JACKET (1987):
(Shouting): "Tonight, you pukes will sleep with your rifles. You will give your rifle a girl's name. Because this is the only pussy you people are going to get. Your days of finger-banging old MARY JANE ROTTEN CROTCH through her pretty pink panties are over. You're married to this piece, this weapon of iron and wood. And you will be faithful."
(Shouting): "Tonight, you pukes will sleep with your rifles. You will give your rifle a girl's name. Because this is the only pussy you people are going to get. Your days of finger-banging old MARY JANE ROTTEN CROTCH through her pretty pink panties are over. You're married to this piece, this weapon of iron and wood. And you will be faithful."
by Scorpion Fangs January 6, 2008
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